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Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine. Minus the wine


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Exercising would be much more rewarding if calories screamed while you burned them - Motivation - Fitness - Quote -

I don't understand why people have to "get ready" for bed. I'm always ready for bed.

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I think this is how some of my best stories at work start

This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!

Hay un momento y un lugar para beber vino = Aquí y ahora #WineUp

There is a time and place for wine. In my hand and now. Missouri Wines More Wine Quotes 12 Signs Wine

Happy Saturday everyone  it's a busy day of working, groceries, errands and cleaning and I get super hungry being so productive! I always make sure to bring water and a protein bar or fruit to curb my appetite. It's important to eat every 2-3 hours to sustain energy and boost metabolism

Don't try to tell me hunger isn't an emotion, because I feel that shit in my soul. (That's why we call it the hanger).

Unspoken wisdom in your face www.Heal.Energy

Hahaha this is too funny! Coffee and wine are like my life coaches. Coffee is there for a pat on the ass, 'Go get'em we can do this!' And then wine is like, 'You'll get them tomorrow You gave it a good shot. Keep your chin up.