Explore Stand Up Comedians, Funny Images, and more!

21 Genius Stand-Up Jokes

20 Genius Stand-Up Jokes

Here's A Hilarious Dose Of Laughter Courtesy Of Genius Stand Up Comedians pics)

Amen | The View From BG

Freedom to Bear Arms If you look back in history, governments that take away guns from their people, begin to kill their people. The more The government starts to take away the rights established in our constitution the quicker America will fall apart.

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers.

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was I felt cool with my new markers. The crayon box with the built-in sharpener was the hippest thing ever invented back then

Yes I am compact!! I am super short. 5'1.5 :( I am not done growing though!!! Still. I am below average for my age!

When people make fun of how short I am, this is what I always think. Hey, I am ridiculously adorable!

Friendship

This is so true in my life. Not sure why I always have to be the one to reach out first. I'm done being that person, friendship is a 2 way street. If you don't have "time" to contact me, then don't expect me to contact you.

Why not deal with your own messy life first!?

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise that you're an expert on my life & how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

you don't realize it at the time, but this is the kind of decision-making that comes with #OCD. with brute-force #anxiety you can accomplish a lot--like not coughing when you have a cough, for fear you might poop your pants. but the added #stress takes a toll on your mind and body, while never really addressing the issue that started the whole thing.

"If you have a bad cough take laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough." - YOUR ECARDS - so crued, but funny

2c1d9726f8cf88b437c103cd4aa0d45a.jpg 599×680 pixels

This would be funny if it wasn't so true. Killary is one of the most hypocritical, narcisistic, sociopathic, lying, purely evil women I've seen.

katt williams memes - Google Search

cheap discount ugg boots, 2013 large discount ugg sheepskin boots, www.

Solutions to Girl Problems

Why periods? Why can't mother nature just text her and be like, "Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you next month.

As you can see here, my give-a-shitter is now measuring in milifuckits.

Rottenecards - As you can see here, my give-a-shitter is now measuring in milifuckits.

Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm,  inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans. Always the shenanigans.

the typical "logic" of a narcissist - "fine, we'll compromise.  i'll get my way and you'll find a way to be okay with that"

Funny Pictures Of The Day – 100 Pics.I'm definitely not the best at compromising

Pinterest
Search