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My dentist told me I need a crown.  I was like I KNOW, RIGHT?

My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT? {i know u will appreciate the dentist humor} ;

Bahahahaha

I do not have ducks. I do not have a row. I have squirrels, and they're at a rave.

Thought of you and your broken collar bone....but this is also me pregnant! LOL :D

I talk an awful lot of smack for someone who tips over when putting on their underwear

Funny Work Quotes : This is exactly ME! TGIF motherfuckers. Rebel Circus

I'm seriously the nicest and meanest person you'll ever meet. Now fuck off and have a great day.

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