That's pretty much all of my relationships. Including the women. And the ones with more than one gender. I'm a Flirtationeer.
THIS HAPPENED TO ME! I ordered a Ham Shaped cake from Publix for our Dr. Seuss Day. I asked them to frost it green (you know, green eggs & ham!). When I picked it up it was a BROWN cake and written on it, it said.... "HAM CAKE" with green icing!!!!! Green "ham cake"!!!!! AHHHH!