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Identifying the bad decisions and stopping myself from making them are two completely different things!!!!

Identifying the bad decisions and stopping myself from making them are two completely different things!!!!

Everyone I know is either getting married or having babies and I'm just over here like, I need some abs and nice legs!

Everyone I know is either getting married or having babies and I'm just over here like, I need some abs and nice legs!

bar humor / bartending humor - bad decisions "It’s your lucky day.  I picked you as my first round draft pick for getting hammered and making bad decisions with tonight." Get more barstool humor at http://barsandbartending.com/bar-humor/

bar humor / bartending humor - bad decisions "It’s your lucky day. I picked you as my first round draft pick for getting hammered and making bad decisions with tonight." Get more barstool humor at http://barsandbartending.com/bar-humor/

Love this ecard.

What A Day

Love this ecard.

Sassy Pants - Ha. Everyday.

Sassy Pants - Ha. Everyday.

Haha! The afterlife.

Haha! The afterlife.

Trust me... I had no intentions of  waking up this morning  and being so fucking  fabulous! But hey, shit  happens!

Trust me... I had no intentions of waking up this morning and being so fucking fabulous! But hey, shit happens!

THIS HAPPENED TO ME! I ordered a Ham Shaped cake from Publix for our Dr. Seuss Day. I asked them to frost it green (you know, green eggs & ham!). When I picked it up it was a BROWN cake and written on it, it said....   "HAM CAKE" with green icing!!!!!  Green "ham cake"!!!!! AHHHH!

THIS HAPPENED TO ME! I ordered a Ham Shaped cake from Publix for our Dr. Seuss Day. I asked them to frost it green (you know, green eggs & ham!). When I picked it up it was a BROWN cake and written on it, it said.... "HAM CAKE" with green icing!!!!! Green "ham cake"!!!!! AHHHH!

I don't hate you, I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank. lol

I don't hate you, I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank. lol

Rottenecards - Once upon a time I was sweet and innocent. And then shit happened, the end! Lol! Adult humor, ecards, rotten ecards

Rottenecards - Once upon a time I was sweet and innocent. And then shit happened, the end! Lol! Adult humor, ecards, rotten ecards

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