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Identifying the bad decisions and stopping myself from making them are two completely different things!!!!

Identifying the bad decisions and stopping myself from making them are two completely different things!!!!

Haha! The afterlife.

Haha! The afterlife.

40 Things That Will Make You Will Love Schmidt Even More

40 Things That Will Make You Will Love Schmidt Even More

Love this ecard.

What A Day

Love this ecard.

I'm single by choice. Not MY choice, but it's still a choice.

I'm single by choice. Not MY choice, but it's still a choice.

That's pretty much all of my relationships. Including the women. And the ones with more than one gender. I'm a Flirtationeer.

Flirtationship

That's pretty much all of my relationships. Including the women. And the ones with more than one gender. I'm a Flirtationeer.

THIS HAPPENED TO ME! I ordered a Ham Shaped cake from Publix for our Dr. Seuss Day. I asked them to frost it green (you know, green eggs & ham!). When I picked it up it was a BROWN cake and written on it, it said....   "HAM CAKE" with green icing!!!!!  Green "ham cake"!!!!! AHHHH!

THIS HAPPENED TO ME! I ordered a Ham Shaped cake from Publix for our Dr. Seuss Day. I asked them to frost it green (you know, green eggs & ham!). When I picked it up it was a BROWN cake and written on it, it said.... "HAM CAKE" with green icing!!!!! Green "ham cake"!!!!! AHHHH!

Guys+be+like,++I+want+a+girl+with+nice+eyes,+nice+tan,+big+boobs,+and+big+butt.+WTF...this+isn't+ build+a+bitch+workshop.

Guys+be+like,++I+want+a+girl+with+nice+eyes,+nice+tan,+big+boobs,+and+big+butt.+WTF...this+isn't+ build+a+bitch+workshop.

Single girl problems.

Single girl problems.

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