Explore Pregnant Baby, Quotes For New Moms, and more!

I'm a Mom. Mess with my child and I'll destroy you faster than a Category 5 Hurricane.

I'm a Mom. Mess with my child and I'll destroy you faster than a Category 5 Hurricane. Yup, Don't mess with my children

Yep, a sense of humor is a necessity.  The only thing that keeps me sane some days!

Parenting without a sense of humor is like being an accountant who sucks at math. In that accountant but not that parent.

You bet your ass I am!                                                       …

The post Unicorn Mom meaning appeared first on Funny Dirty Adult Jokes, Pictures Memes, Cartoons, Ecards, Fails

Parenting is mostly just informing kids how many more minutes they have of something. 5 more minutes, kids!

Parenting is mostly just informing kids how many more minutes they have of something (Funny Kids Pictures) -

I'm tired and tired of being tired. But still want to appreciate #motherhood while it's here. #mommyproblems #quote

Motherhood is very tiring but as hard as it can be I don't want my baby girls getting any bigger because it is sad to realize they won't be so little forever.

My world was turned around  when you arrived Aubrey You have taught me so many things in life patience, love, how to care for you I never in a million years thought that It would be the best feeling in the world & yet so rewarding I love You my baby Mommy will always love you!!

Absolutely love this. I love being a mother. Sometimes I have no idea if I am doing it right but one smile, one laugh, one "my ma ma" and my heart melts. There is no love like a love you have for your child.

Parenting

Silverman "I want my children to be independent headstrong people. Just not while I'm raising them. Are "Personality Time Release Capsules" a thing yet? Scientists, please consider. Thanks Single Dad Laughing

Pinterest
Search