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If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it between 'shit' and 'syphilis' in the dictionary.

If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it between 'shit' and 'syphilis' in the dictionary.

Funny Fathers Day Cards Sayings From Daughter Wife Son Kids Children

Funny Fathers Day Cards Sayings From Daughter Wife Son Kids Children

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PERFECTION

Subtract 5 pounds for brains & boobs...I'm gonna have to side with her...☺

Subtract 5 pounds for brains & boobs...I'm gonna have to side with her...☺

Worst nightmare: I'm the only sister, which means I'm both. At the same time.

Worst nightmare: I'm the only sister, which means I'm both. At the same time.

Funny College Ecard: Chemistry classes make me contemplate dropping out of college to find a sugar daddy.

Funny College Ecard: Chemistry classes make me contemplate dropping out of college to find a sugar daddy.

If it has a penis, it's gonna be stupid.

If it has a penis, it's gonna be stupid.

Alas, I shall never Twerk

Alas, I shall never Twerk

If you can fold a fitted sheet I rest my case..

If you can fold a fitted sheet I rest my case..

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