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If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it between 'shit' and 'syphilis' in the dictionary.

Darling, I am sorry the house won't clean itself. I will get you that maid, you deserve now!


My Thoughts Exactly

Humor ecard: Men say they don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. Well, I don't trust anything with 2 heads and only one brain.

Chris Evans and Disney. Good for you Chris, never change

I knew I loved Captain America.and the answer is that it is COMPLETELY normal!

what a lovely way to say it.

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.