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Beating the Heat, Beating it with a Stick Until it Stops Moving

One does not simply walk into Mordor without suntan lotion. View "Mordor Weather Forecast" and more funny posts on Dorkly

Crownless again shall be King...

These are some of my favorite lines from The Lord of the Rings. Gotta be a Senior Quote in there somewhere.

I don't say this often, but I liteRALLY JUST LAUGHED SO HARD I CANT EVEN RIGHT NOW I MEAN AAAA.

Funny pictures about Middle Earth Ultimate Dad Joke. Oh, and cool pics about Middle Earth Ultimate Dad Joke. Also, Middle Earth Ultimate Dad Joke photos.

AND THEN THE SONG IN THE CREDITS LIKE WHOA OKAY FEELZ

My exact reaction when Pippin's song started playing in The Hobbit trailer

And my friend thought I was crazy when I said Gollum/Sméagol looked scarily adorable in "The Hobbit." AT LEAST LEGOLAS AGREES WITH ME.

LOL i litterally fell out of my chair i was laughing so hard at Legolas's face!

Khuzdul was the language of the Dwarves, written with Cirth script (Runes). It appears to be...

Khuzdul

Khuzdul (IPA: [kʰuzdul]) is the language of the Dwarves in J. Tolkien's Middle-earth, written with Cirth script. Not much is known of the language, as the Dwarves kept it to themselves, except for their battle-cry: Baruk Khazâd!

There were only three things in there I didn't know about. The Hobbiton set one,  the one with Sam, and the one with the foam. However, I did not know Legolas's exact age or Gimli's exact age.

Neat facts about LotR. However Frodo was 50 not 33 when he left the shire but I'm glad Tolkien really felt Sam was the hero of the story.

Most brilliant insult ever.

Most brilliant insult ever. As useless as a shoe shop in the shire

Suaron is just misunderstood - http://2nerd.com/funny-pics/suaron-misunderstood/

Funny Lord of the rings: Sauron, The Misunderstood Hero Of Middle Earth.<<<<<<This is so WRONG.

Facts about LotR

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Riddles Tolkien. The last one is by Bilbo and he asks Gollum, "What is in my pocket?"

Riddles in the Dark. The Hobbit by J. The final riddle by Bilbo: "What is in my pocket?

We have a lot of those at work. You may know them by a different name: Children.

THIS IS SO TRUE once last year I was shopping at target and someones cart thing was screeching and I was like NAZGUL! But I didn't yell it I whisper-yelled it and I gave myself a pat on the back bc im just so fucking funny.

Once, we had an icy/snowy storm that left several inches of solid snow that we could walk on top of without even leaving footprints. We totally felt like Legolas walking on snow :)

To trip an elf…

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My apologies for the language, but Bill. <3 And the eagles too... *Hobbit rage suppressed*

PLEASE excuse the language! Horses of Middle Earth. And Bill the pony, for president of Middle Earth

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