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@Sheila Burya not quite as good as "o'clock" but.....

A tall glass of I don't give a fuck. How about a tall glass of I don't give a ?

But we only have enough sauce for 5 of you. SO ME! I rock at cooking but hang it up with measuring pasta. Leftovers anyone?

That's just Awesome!

New favorite palindrome: Dammit I'm Mad spelled backwards is Dammit I'm Mad

Misophonia, it feels like you have become this completely different, psychotically angry person when you hear certain words or when you hear someone swallow a gulp of water ( for me just typing it out and) imagining it can bring on anxiety, actually experiencing it for however split second it is is far worse... sometimes enough to ruin your mood for the whole day.

random fact: getting angry at people when we listen to them breathing or eating is called Misophonia, which is an actual brain disorder.

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Funny Quote - Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead

Sarcasmo! Porque darle una golpiá, a alguien, por cualquier cosa es ILEGAL!

Words.

funny quote photo: Sarcasm - because beating the shit out of people is illeagal!

Being an adult

After giving it a lot of thought // funny pictures - funny photos - funny images - funny pics - funny quotes - So true!

Monsters

All the time.

I did this the other weekend.except replace "monsters" with "zombies." Someone was shooting off and I thought, "What if those are rifles? What if it's zombies?" This is why I choose not to watch scary movies! :) I've got "scary" covered.

haha! This is so true! Walmart always makes me feel tiny and classy! Lol!

So funny! Sad thing is i am one of those people who make u feel better! I dont usually care what i look like when i go to walmart!

Love it

That would be awesome, if only I could say it and keep a straight face. hahaha I get told I look familiar all the time!so funny.

BFF

Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.

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in dog beers. ive only had one curlycait in dog beers. ive only had one in dog beers. ive only had one

There are enough neglected public-sector jobs in the United States to employ  everybody, and if the wealthy paid their fair share instead of hoarding, there is more than enough money to pay a living wage so that every man, woman, and child in this nation has a first-world standard of living. The only thing preventing that, is the Republican Party. Fact, people. If you can't do the math, please go back to fourth grade in a public school.

Funny pictures about The definition of poor. Oh, and cool pics about The definition of poor. Also, The definition of poor photos.

fun, funny, ironic, good mood switch on, lol, when you need something to turn instantly your lips upwards. Smile like there's no tomorrow :-D

if I had a nickel for every time my phone auto corrected 'shit' into 'shut' I would have 16 nickels

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