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Very wise words indeed: "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad.

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Great advice:) Even when all else doesn't fail, take a nap! I love naps!

Couldn't figure out what folder to put this into. .. It is a great quote however I think it belongs in the all about me folder. ..hmmmn

Julie: I love sleep."I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?"~~Ernest Hemingway_ :)) bless his heart.

lol I just cleaned mine and found things i didnt even know i owned

Wisdom for my children. Maybe it should be: You never know what you don't have until you clean your room. Then my girl might clean it to see what she think to purchase.

Some things will never change

Some things will never change

Nothing is really lost until mom can't find it. So true ! My mom can find any thing that i have lost!

Lmao it'd be hard not to laugh at that but also sock you in the face at the same time

I am going to put the cape on me next time i get mad . and when he asks, I will tell him I am Super Mad. Sounds like a great way to laugh and make up. If it doesn't work, I will stick my tongue out at him.

I do

I’m shy at first but… I do the stupidest random shit when I get comfortable with someone.

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lol smh its crazy

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. Me too - was the worst 4 years of my life.

This made me smile

Optimist: Someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster, it's a cha-cha. Robert Brault via blacklung

Hahaha!

Never insult me like that again. Better that you keep your mouth closed. I gave up my children as a sacrifice for my love for you! Never ever say I didnt love you again!

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