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Dies "for your sins" ... without asking you, expects full payment and will have you tortured forever if you refuse.
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christia n jesus. Pagan Jesus not such a douchebag

My thoughts exactly. Jesus is a spiritual fuckboy

Religion is Nonsense!

Totally sounds like something that smart people would believe in!

Dies "for your sins" ... without asking you, expects full payment and will have you tortured forever if you refuse.

Dies "for your sins" ... without asking you, expects full payment and will have you tortured forever if you refuse.

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Dies "for your sins" . without asking you, expects full payment and will have you tortured forever if you refuse. : life according to Christians

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I'm not an atheist myself, but this is also why I don't belong to a religion that has anything to do with 'saving'
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There is no logic in creationism.

I'm not an atheist myself, but this is also why I don't belong to a religion that has anything to do with 'saving'

I'm not an atheist myself, but this is also why I don't belong to a religion that has anything to do with 'saving'
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Human beings, whom God put in charge of the earth as gods, in concert with Satan, created the loophole--not God; Jesus volunteered to fix what we screwed up. Humans locked God out of the earth.
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Don't hire God to plan your party, he's not good at planning things ahead of time. He has to be reminded of the smallest things, like which babies to not kill.

Lol pinning for the jesus selfie

Makes no sense if you have the gift of logic.

Human beings, whom God put in charge of the earth as gods, in concert with Satan, created the loophole--not God; Jesus volunteered to fix what we screwed up. Humans locked God out of the earth.

Human beings, whom God put in charge of the earth as gods, in concert with Satan, created the loophole--not God; Jesus volunteered to fix what we screwed up. Humans locked God out of the earth.
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This is why the myth of God is dangerous. Good people are "condemned" to hell when their actions do more than every believer combined.
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Photo by The Real Gangsta Jesus(jc_therealg): religion y don't u make.

Putting things in perspective can be a hurtful truth

The perverts win. Now send more money, the legal fees are piling up

I’ve been to Rome. The wealth and opulence of St. Peter’s Basilica is both awe-inspiring and repulsive. To think what a fraction of that money could do to help the needy.

This is why the myth of God is dangerous. Good people are "condemned" to hell when their actions do more than every believer combined.

This is why the myth of God is dangerous. Good people are "condemned" to hell when their actions do more than every believer combined.
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Oh,Wendy..tsk,tsk,tsk
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Why do creationists always ask for more evidence of evolution, yet they are happy to believe in god with absolutely zero evidence? <----they're fools who'll believe anything they don't have to tax their mind for.

My exact thoughts while watching the Dawkins and Wright interview

Seriously, if you need more evidence to accept evolution as fact, you are scientifically illiterate. Read a reputable book on the subject, if you can read.

How Richard Dawkins kept his temper during this conversation, I shall never know. This woman is insane - articulate, but bat-shit crazy.

Oh,Wendy..tsk,tsk,tsk

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This is one of my biggest arguments against “divine inspiration.” If the bible is god’s word so many questions of existence could have been resolved by including scientific fact when dictating, even if those to whom you were dictating didn’t yet have or understand that information.
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Well he was a fallen angel that didnt conform to Gods rules, he's really not that bad. Have you seen all his morals?

That's a cultural misconception. The bible does not say that, nor does any Christian actually believes that.

I legit have this question. I never read the bible so can someone please inform me on this subject

This is one of my biggest arguments against “divine inspiration.” If the bible is god’s word so many questions of existence could have been resolved by including scientific fact when dictating, even if those to whom you were dictating didn’t yet have or understand that information.

This is one of my biggest arguments against “divine inspiration.” If the bible is god’s word so many questions of existence could have been resolved by including scientific fact when dictating, even if those to whom you were dictating didn’t yet have or understand that information.
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the world didn't flood in reality when the rain lasted for 247 days in the Noah the "fishy" tale?

it never happened. Once it rained for 247 days straight, and we didn't have a flood, not locally or globally. Yet another reason why Christianity is ridiculous.

But do you really expect accuracy in a story about a 600 year old man who builds a boat to play zoo keeper?

It's been proven that the so-called "Great Flood" could not & did not happen. Civilizations and dynasties still existed throughout the supposed time of the flood. There is zero supporting evidence of it.

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the conclusion that there is in no way sufficient credible demonstrable evidence to conclude there are gods of any sort, past or present. Thus, there is no rational reason to bother with claims of gods, their associated religions or fans.

My childhood. A Parenting no no.

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Considered Child Abuse: If you disobey me again I will take you underground and burn and torture you! Not Considered Child Abuse: If you disobey me again God will take you underground and burn and torture you!

Chapman Cohen

"Gods are fragile things, they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense." -- Deism = Common Sense - Where have I head that before?

Atheist, atheism, religion, god, funny, westboro, baptist, church, jesus, jebus…

They told me to use the brain God gave me. Now I'm an Atheist. Ironic, isn't it? -- atheists, brains, intelligence, thinking

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Cyanide and Happiness NAILS it (pun intended). Santa is to kids what Jesus is to adults

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