His guilt over " Nocturnal Emissions " was getting the best of poor Pete Pumperpuss . the Church elders continued to harass him on the subject being the town Dry Cleaner . His pant stains were the worst in all the town.
" I hates men ! " said recent Irish immigrant Finola McFarts. She secretly loved and made love to women but kept a public facade to be seen with men. She soon changed her mind when she met Sally " Big Bush " Sauerkraut .who she fell in love with.