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Except Uggs were designed to be made for surfers to wear to the beach. Love the Uggs with short shorts.

It's why we don't play this game anymore!

Your favourite board games renamed with the titles they really deserve

ROTF!!!!! Effective % is wrong for  condoms and the pill, but this is truly priceless. Crocs really may be the best birth control EVER. Guys hate them on chicks; chicks hate them on guys...So wear Crocs and you won't have to worry about having sex, lol!

Funny pictures about Birth control effectiveness. Oh, and cool pics about Birth control effectiveness. Also, Birth control effectiveness.


Guest Mommy Truths: Dog buttholes and bags of snakes


Ummm yep, sometimes that is me at night. because there's TOTALLY a murderer lurking in the shower.

If you think I'd like being woken up... you obviously don't love me. Sleep is everything!

Wake me up at 3am…

Pretty much. LOL, I hate bein woken in tha middle of tha night for no reason!

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I Found the Vodka It Was Hiding in the Orange Juice Funny Plastic Sign Wall Sign

If anyone ever saw my craft store receipts . . . BTW - this is who I picture when I think of Christian Grey, and he so looks the part in this pic (except I don't think Mr. Grey would approve of the wrinkled-because-they-are-fresh-out-of-the-package curtains).

The Ugly Sweater: Hey Girl . I don't think he could possibly have found ALL of my Michael's receipts. And even if he did -- he still hasn't found the JoAnn's or Hobby Lobby ones.

I feel this way about more people than I should some days.

some people are like Slinkies.but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs