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Hurricane Sandy

Hurricane Sandy this is so bad. Koujak Vera I know I shouldn't laugh but it's hilarious!

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LIfe Always Offers You a Second Chance,It’s Called Tomorrow ~ Funny .

If you don't swear while driving...

Quote, If you don't swear while driving then you're not paying attention to the road at all. How not to swear when some people are not paying attention.

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Beautiful things happen in your life when you distance yourself from all the negative things. So true!

Let me just clean off my bitch slapper, then we can get down to business.

Just enjoy the cute fluffy kitten. Let me just clean off my bitch slapper, then we can to business dont look cat in eye

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Video from wedding

Maya Angelou quotes Soo true!!

I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights - Maya Angelou

True story.

Seeing a spider isn't a problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

This is basically exactly how I feel about my evil coworker.

"I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it." <--- Haha, I hate saying this but sometimes I feel this way towards some people!

Oh my gosh... who's been peeking in my windows every night and then wrote this in the first person claiming it as their own?! Creepy...

My life.Funny Quote - I stay up late every night and realize it's a bad idea every morning

And whispering is so rude...

that awkward moment when you're not "in" on the inside joke. what makes this funnier is that this IS an inside joke