"Moisturize me." Best thing ever! The basilisk is compared to Kassandra, aka the bitchy trampoline, aka "the last human."<< and here are the whovians comparing a 200 ft snake to a bitchy trampoline" DYING
Book inspired ice cream flavours: Berry Potter and the Container of Secrets: Muggles rejoice! Inside this container you'll find a magical blend of butter beer, Bertie Bott's Strawberry Flavour Beans and chocolate frogs. No need to employ the Dark Arts.