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Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: I'm glad my ex realized I was too good for him and downgraded to the uglier, crazier, crack head version of me! She's definitely more in his league!

Men who cheat ALWAYS cheat. Period. They will tell you how bad their life is then go home and make love to their wives. Women should learn that excuses and indecisions ARE decisions! And most men NEVER leave. They just want you to think one day they will.  So sad and such a waste of time and effort. To all you women out there after another womans husband, one day it will happen to you. Lets see how you feel about yourself when that happens.

Congrats on getting your boyfriend to leave his loving & devoted wife for you. Your prize is a man who has no problem lying & cheating on the One person he vowed to love, honor and cherish. Good luck with that!

some whore once wrote you can't wreck a something that wasn't a home anyway and that he was going to leave regardless; REALLY, REALLY??? Keep telling yourself that you homewrecking whore...maybe it makes you feel better, but no matter what you ARE a homewrecking whore....just cause he SAYS he wasn't happy...where do you think he was going the nights he DIDN'T stay with you?  What do you think that says about YOU???

Haha best revenge is letting you deal with his lying cheating ass! As well you think that you have a sugar daddy, nope just tries and be one


ohhhh I think they are calling. They will come when they do catch up to you WATCH OUT! You can't hide from all the terrible things you've done you nasty, dirty, skankie joker!

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: In order for me to be jealous of you, it would require that you have something I want. And I can assure you, I don't want anything you have. TRUST ME.

It makes you a WHORE SHARI B!

Girls like this, smh. A real man, a good man, knows the difference between a loyal woman and lying whore.

#rebound #youllneverbeme

Funny Breakup Ecard: You know, the most satisfying part of a breakup is the moment you see your ex with a girl uglier than you.

Waiting, waiting, waiting.....it's on it's way

Everybody+is+like,+"I'm+engaged!" I'm+over+here+like, "Is+my+divorce+final+yet? This was SO me and the divorce IS final :)

Sorry that the first orgasm you ever gave me was when you signed the divorce papers.

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry that the first orgasm you ever gave me was when you signed the divorce papers.