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I may appear harmless.but inside I'm completely badass. {Oh yeah! love this card!

my motto. Had to steal this from my girl @Lesley Howard I mean this is so me!

better late than ugly ;) actually I usually just arrive ugly since I hate being late!

Funny Confession Ecard: Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Funny Confession Ecard: Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop. (Bestest friends talk about both!

~AneurisM #funnypictures #humor #memes

~AneurisM #funnypictures #humor #memes

Bahahaha oh Jaimie May! I miss you! This is why u and I are friends! I love you!!!!

I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency, that you and I could be best friends in no time!

i probably seem like an alcoholic posting these... but im not. i promise :)

keep telling yourself that--it's also the drink of choice for many homeless people, hence the term "wino" for a homeless alcoholic. i'd rethink the whole "classy" part.

Heel belangrijk! Soms gewoon even voor jezelf kiezen...

Ephemera I Can Only Please One Person Per Day I Choose Me Distressed Retro Vintage Tin Sign: Home

"I know the king too. I think I dated him." -- I swear, this quote was already there, its just too funny to replace!! :)

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: There is a land called Douche Bagastan, and you are their king.

Don't miss that bus……..

Anne Taintor → hurry, dear… if you miss the bus you’ll have to walk ’cause mommy can’t drink and drive

I know quite a few people that should eat makeup lol

Funny Confession Ecard: Maybe you should eat makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside bitch.

Just set it down anywhere...

I don't expect everything handed to me, just set it down wherever! :: Pin Up Quotes:: Princess Treatment

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