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I am definatly going to start saying this to people. Maybe I'll start with friends first and then work up to people I'm not necessarily excited about with their existence?

Sarcasm will be the death of me..

Funny pictures about When people see me at the supermarket. Oh, and cool pics about When people see me at the supermarket. Also, When people see me at the supermarket.

HANGRY: Anger fueled by being hungry. A cranky state resulting from lack of food, especially sweet things.

ARE YOU HANGRY? - funny foodie tea or coffee mug (original white coffee mug with black definition) suitable for gift

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I laughed.and then I laughed harder that it say this was an abraham lincoln quote lol.pretty sure honest abe never said this

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Lol I feel like this a lot. Being an adult is the dumbest thing I've ever done.

When I die. ...

I told my friend "before I die I want my last words to be 'I left a million dollars under the." I said "One minute, I have to die first." He said "oh, okay. How long will that take?" I replied "not really sure.

16 Reasons The Best Place For An Ego Boost Is The Women's Restroom

16 Reasons The Best Place For An Ego Boost Is The Women's Restroom

Ditto. @thecoveteur

Crazy Girl Quote - You can't imagine the immensity of the fuck I do not give.

PRICK = "PUNXA" PERÒ VOL DIR CAPOLL O IDIOTA. (slang, vulgar) a penis. (slang, vulgar) a nasty or contemptible person = gilip. He is such a prick! I've met some pricks in my time but you sir, are a fucking cactus.

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