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I think my ass is beginning to affect the tides.

Cleavage helps your cross hang straight.

sorry about the language, but i laughed out loud when i read this, so i had to share. we all know someone we could say this to...

Life's a bitch, nah, better yet a dumb broad.

If the ability to take pictures of yourself that hide the fact that you are a fat ass, were a skill, you would be Mr. Miyagi.

Hate is a strong word. But funny!

Oh snap!  I once heard a story from someone's mother that sounded a lot like this.  Made me chuckle!

I once heard a story from someone's mother that sounded a lot like this. Made me chuckle!

oh college days, i miss ya

This is for my old roommate.

Period problems lmao

This is so sick, but super funny.

Lol!

To my big girls, if you're ever felt bad about your body, remember that Sir Mix-a-lot has never released a song called "Baby got hip bones"

this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

This would be me..... I always told my mom I wanted to be Catwoman when I grew up!

Funny Reminders Ecard: My boss told me 'Dress for the job you WANT, not for the job you HAVE.' Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Catwoman costume.

This is pinned specially for some people.

High Protein Snack Ideas

High Protein Snack Ideas

Funny Confession Ecard: I work out just enough to claim my weight gain is muscle.

I Didn't Text You Last Night - #Vodka Did ;)

joys of vodka

Rude. The people that did this are obviously not in college.. Let me teach you proper use of punctuation, and grammar. With my non white, financial aid, dead beat education.

Funny College Ecard: Another year of no Financial Aid. Thats what you get when your white, parents are still married, and your dad actually .

What if...

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. I'm like 'Bitch, what if I was freestyling.' I never know the words!

Eneatipo 9

Or the bed lol

um, yes! please save the attention seeking 'poor me' stuff for your mama!

Funny pictures about When I read status updates. Oh, and cool pics about When I read status updates. Also, When I read status updates.

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