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I flossed obsessively for many years, but got told to "floss more" by default. Every single time. No bleeding, no cavities. I think they just like to treat everyone like they're inferior.

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(pardon the swears) Tru tho. Lol I'm gonna share this with my cousin who wants to become a lawyer

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I had a guy walk into Walmart and ask when we closed and I kind of just stared at him in confusion and was like "we don't?


Omg yas same I did that to my choir teacher and I was like I would like to inform you that and so on with other fancy etiquette and she answered with Thank you!