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Perfect Birth Control! I'm getting Ike's future girlfriends some forever lazies!
That's funny as hell.......you know you have been there ;-)

Tequila is a sneaky bitch. One minute you're dancing like a sexy mofo and the next you're on the ground, pantsless, making out with a shoe *true story*

That'd be me. Even when I'm at my tannest everyone is still darker than me!

No amount of tanning will ever change how hopelessly white you are. (or how hopelessly white I AM! Pretty much.

What do u mean what makeup- ohhh...
Funny Wedding Ecard: Gay Marrige needs to be legalized everywhere, because I would watch the shit out of a gay divorce court.

Free and Funny Weddings Ecard: Gay Marrige needs to be legalized everywhere, because I would watch the shit out of a gay divorce court.

I'd welcome that change::except i noticed this morning that it said, "What did you learn?" whhaaa?
If by 'loud mouth bitch' you mean intelligent, witty and not afraid to speak my mind, then yes, I AM a loud mouth bitch. Thank you.

If by 'loud mouth bitch' you mean intelligent, witty, and not afraid to speak my mind, then yes.

My stomach is eating my soul.
Yes, a great scavenger hunt idea! I would add "a mom threading to beat her unruly kids!" and "a cart with 6 or more gallons of milk" oh and "police cars outside" I see things like that every time I'm at Muskogee's! Lol! Where's the square for someone in their pjs? Lolololol!

Worth a trip to Walmart just to play - don't forget the flask. This game might actually get me into the walmart.

Please find a pair that your hoo-ha doesn't want as well.
Ja'mie
Ha!

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I started running because I thought I was being chased by a Tracker Jacker. Then I realized it was just a wasp. Then I realized I wasnt in the Hunger Games.

65 Of Today’s Freshest Pics And Memes

65 Of Today’s Freshest Pics And Memes

Taylor Swift Meme
Haha. It's funny because I don't want kids.

12 Totally Inappropriate Baby Shower Cards

Funny Baby Ecard: Attending your baby shower reminded me that I needed to take my birth control pill.

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