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Right America? lolol

Not gonna laugh & point a finger at myself.

Once in a while, okay. I understand you're happy. But everyday? Come on! SO annoying. No one cares about you cuddling lol. Don't even get me started on girls saying I love you after a month or two of dating and thinking they're going to get married...

I need to profess my desire to punch you in the face.

I hate the sound of people chewing their food! Especially when they smack!

Misophonia: literally the hatred of consistant sounds; chewing/crunching or repeating of same noise. Pet peeve when someone says "I'm not chewing with my mouth open" or "I'm not smacking" -.

If the ability to take pictures of yourself that hide the fact that you are a fat ass, were a skill, you would be Mr. Miyagi.

Hate is a strong word. But funny!

Another. Round please!

I live in Missouri & can vouch for the accuracy of this statement, crazy as it seems.And Kansas, too!

The best way to fuck up my Friday is to remind me that it's only Wednesday.

say hello to the new me: the one whos going to have no life until the Greys Anatomy season premiere.

Hahaha! So using this next time a guy tells me this xD

This is a laugh out loud moment!

Good thing I'm the first one up and the first thing I do is press the button on the coffee maker...

My morning coffee. Yep this explains me in the morning!

Seriously...I hate Facebook sometimes~~ I hate it alllll the time, that's why I've never been on there lol

haha sometimes i wonder wht ppl think when they post about snow!

At my age my grandfather had started a family, and defeated the Nazis. I just accidently deleted Angry Birds wiping Nutella off my iPhone. | Cry For Help Ecard

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: At my age my grandfather had started a family, and defeated the Nazis. I just accidently deleted Angry Birds wiping Nutella off my iPhone.

HAHAHAH OMG I know right!?

but also very funny!

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A good man and wine.....just call me Wonder Woman at that point!!!

A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world. oh sorry, that's wine, wine does that.

What is your favorite exercise? #Humor

My favorite exercise at the gym. My favorite exercise at the gym. My favorite exercise at the gym.

the Pinterest conspiracy

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Jokes on them since we prob pin stuff more than we do stuff!

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