"I went to Target, but really couldn't find anything I wanted," said no one ever. #Target

So true. Have you ever seen ANYONE walk out without sporting at least one pastic red bullseye bag?

Bitstrips. Love 'em or hate 'em?  Life Your Way!: Bit-sanity, Bitstritis, and my Bit-A-Day Pledge

Love 'em or hate 'em?: Bit-sanity, Bitstritis, and my Bit-A-Day Pledge

nope. i wasnt prepared. say hello to the new me: the one whos going to have no life until the Greys Anatomy season premiere...!

say hello to the new me: the one whos going to have no life until the Greys Anatomy season premiere.

NO, it is not.  Use tanning lotions and if in the sun, use strong SPF 50 or more, screening agents or zinc oxide.  Please be safe in the sun

Fact for 2013 - 1 in 74 people will get melanoma. Melanoma will try to kill someone you know. Tanning is not worth it.

The excuse creator

The excuse creator. I couldn't go because the entire Roman empire crapped in my gas tank.

Booze also tells me it's a great idea to get naked every time i drink

Booze is an asshole:

The Bud bottle is accurate, but Jack Daniels always tells me "Of course it'd be awesome if you danced like a fool and made out with random strangers!

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