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Optimism (albeit with shit grammar)

Αισιοδοξία – Το καλύτερο «φάρμακο»

Practicality states that the happy little turtle will die stuck on his back. Optimism provides false hope and deprives him of time he could use to try to survive.

Cuando no entiendas lo que alguien te está diciendo... (subjuntivo) - I´m not sure if this is the best advice for foreign language students, but it is sure to get a laugh. Perhaps it could be an opener for a discussion of things we can do when we don´t understand. Check out www.estudiafeliz.wordpress.com for other fun materials for Spanish teachers and students.

Cuando no entiendas lo que alguien te está diciendo… (subjuntivo)

Happy face baby photo with a caption: I have a surprise for you. It's poop. Are you tired of cleaning after your sweetie or you enjoy dong it?

No Soliciting

No Soliciting sign. Soooo need to make this. Our sign that says "no soliciting" clearly isn't enough because people knock on the door daily.

note to self…. grad gift for the boys. mom face

My dad got a picture of himself and put it on a blanket. He gave it to my sister and calls it the "birth control blanket". He's naked behind that blanket and the blanket isn't the only thing he'll give your sister birth control

Sally, you're the best! LOL!

10 Life Lessons from the Peanuts Gang (They're Coming to a Theater Near You!)

Sally from Peanuts: Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.

Don'y sweat.

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. Would depend on what (or who) the sweaty things are, though.

A smallish nap or two

Loved Winnie the Pooh growing up and it has the best quotes. Gonna use one or two of these for a craft one of these days. 15 Inspiring and Beautiful Quotes About Life From Winnie The Pooh

glow worm speaks the truth!

I wish I were a glow worm. A glow worm's never glum. 'Cause how can you be grumpy, when the sun shines out of your bum? <----- One of my fav poems now.

im kind of a big dill

I'm kind of a big dill. And dill pickles are the only pickles are worth eating.

Easter Eggs

Funny pictures about Easter for Eggs. Oh, and cool pics about Easter for Eggs. Also, Easter for Eggs photos.

Laughed for 10 minutes straight... just cause its so cheesy

Funny when people go outta their way to get jalapeno business when they arent really apart of your life

Oh how I need this sign!!! So true!

Sums it up. " I'm not anti-social. I just have an aversion to B.S, drama and people pretending to be something they're not".

HIlarious from NickMom! Cleaning with kids vs. cleaning without kids. SO funny because it's true!

Cleaning With Kids vs. Cleaning Without Kids

This is so why I have a cleaning lady. Even if the house only stays clean for about 30 minutes after we get home. Cleaning Up With The Kids vs. Without The Kids

i-am-the-oracular-spectacular:    Indeed, I do!

Free and Funny College Ecard: So much studying, so little time. Well, actually there's plenty of time, I just prefer to waste it doing random shit.

mmmm, tag team? lmfao @Alyssa Ducharme

hell ya I know what you mean hahahahahaha! Fuck the police all day long hahahaha!