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Funny Confession Ecard: 600 shopping carts in the grocery store and I keep picking the one with the front wheel that likes to pirouette like a ballerina on speed. Every damn time :-)

That about sums it up...

Free and Funny News Ecard: Why yes, Wal-Mart, I'd love to wait in line for 30 minutes behind a pajama-clad person who lacks deodorant and a bra. It's so nice of you to have 2 whole registers open.

Let's Not Cry Over Spilled Beer

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon

Funny February half term memes and photos - via Parentdish

Funny Confession Ecard: Shopping with Kids is like trying to concentrate on 150 things at once while someone repeatedly beats you over the head with a plank of wood.

15 Must See E-Cards for Moms - Thinking Outside The Sandbox WAHM Small Business and Social Media

15 Must See eCards for Moms

You know you're a mom when going shopping at Target by yourself feels like a vacation and going on a family vacation feels like work. Vacations with the kids are so fun, but a lot of work too!

LOL I always feel silly sending the second text because I know the other person knows what I'm saying but I'm too OCDish not to. :(

HAHAHA - this is a pet peeve of mine. unless i/you totally screwed up the wording there is no need to resend the correct spelling.

Seriously, use your head before you listen to bullshit.

What other people say or think about me is their problem.what I say or think of myself is my problem.what God knows about me is the truth.and His truth will set me free! May I believe what God knows to be true!

Everything Paleo!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I'd do anything to lose except eat healthy and work out.

Seriously! This one of my favorites because I know a few ladies whe need to read it. Whether they would adhere or not is a different story (cjm)

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I dont know if you know this, but your boobs go inside your shirt.

Every day at work I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream, 'SHUT THE FUCK UP!' out loud instead of just in my head. @Tracy Stewart Stewart Stewart Stewart Stewart Stewart Combs

Every day at work I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream, 'SHUT THE FUCK UP!' out loud instead of just in my head.( good thing I work from most days)

Stop giving me a heartattack for no reason already!!!

Hump Day Funny 3. Back from vacation.

true friendship So true.hahaha True So very true! So true

OMG!!!! This is BBC management nailed to a board :) Love this!!

Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language. I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job. Ha ha so true

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Dogs

Just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes walking through the kitchen. Clearly my dog isn't doing his part of the chores around here.

Usally starts with the 2.9 seconds it takes for me to open my eyes in the morning.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: It takes about seconds for me to go from 'this is the best day ever' to 'I want to stab every person on planet Earth.

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