Whenever you do something kind, your life gets proportionally longer, and unkind things shorten your life. A murderer becomes the oldest person in the world. Maybe he only murders really really bad people?
Dialogue prompt -- "Why is he bleeding?" "Because he's an idiot." "I didn't know that idiocy caused people to just start spontaneously bleeding from the nose." "I think it's a new phenomenon."<<<< this isn't a dialogue prompt. This is from Allegiant duh