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The Double Standard - Twilight Moms - If these were 40 year-old men screaming for 17 year-old girls someone would call the police.

Twilight starring Jackie Chan  I think I found this funnier than I should have. #homeimprovementactordies,

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That moment the whole theater gasped and screamed, THAT DIDNT HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!

That awkward moment that you had a mini panic attack in the movie theatre. I yelled."This didn't happen in the book!

That is NOT a fashionable look, stop wearing it!

Except Uggs were designed to be made for surfers to wear to the beach. Love the Uggs with short shorts.


YES those were the real men and YES what did happen? hard to find a good looking man in tight fitting jeans anywhere let alone a suit and a good haircut.

Or life or that boy in the third grade what happened to him? Oh u know what what if a penguin had a gun and decided he wanted to shoot you that would be a funny obituary and ur five minutes would come after dead

I did this the other weekend.except replace "monsters" with "zombies." Someone was shooting off and I thought, "What if those are rifles? What if it's zombies?" This is why I choose not to watch scary movies! :) I've got "scary" covered.


I wanted to show you how I have already lost 24 pounds from a new natural weight loss product and want others to benefit aswell. - Dont have Sex. You will get Pregnant Die. -Mean Girls Dont have Sex. You will get Pregnant Die. -Mean Girls

Okay, so it's not harry potter vs twilight, but {Peter pan is a billion times better then twilight. @Emily Schoenfeld Simmerock I know you're loving this @Abby Christine Silva Peter wasn't even that creepy about it. He just wanted to hear stories, not creep on girls roughly 90 years younger than him. Also, yes, loving this.

Dear Edward Cullen

i love peter pan i love peter pan. i love peter pan. go die edward.

Haha this made me laugh

Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is going to suck. Very technical, but it is very true. You wouldn't want your life to be just lemon water, now, would you?

It might be a little true...

Less stressful than war. If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not speaking to each other.

rock that body!

Too funny. I'm not such a great dancer, so Zumba is more of a fun type of dance/exercise for me.

haha @Chelsea Maupin I was dying laughing showing this to Scott...He agreed we could get T-shirts made. You and Nick should get them too! They can be our motocross tees BAHAHAHA

OMG, one halloween party costume DONE SON! Except I want my shirt to say "I aint" & Beyonce

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No Cash, No Hope, No Jobs. We must protect Kevin Bacon! Not so funny if "No Bacon" actually means "No Food".