I remember once when my uncle was sitting at the table coloring with me and decided that he was going to paint the Pink Panther blue. (Pink Panther paints the TARDIS. This cracks me up! I love the Pink Panther).
8 ½ x 11 hahahahaha <-- from now on, paper dimensions shall be described as john hurt by Matt smith.<<<teacher:now students you will use 8 by 11 inch paper me:- raises hand- i think you mean john hurt by matt smith miss teacher lady