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love me some bearded tattooed men! Yes!

I saw you have a beard and tattoos. Excuse me, while I take my clothes off. Funny quote on men.

ALL THE. TIME

Funny Confession Ecard: You look great, but don't see anyone out you know. You wear no makeup, have messy hair and dirty clothes on and suddenly it's like a fucking reunion.

Or cooking... Justtttt kidding!

Girls complain about when guys use them for sex . Sex is awesome ! Start complaining when they use you for laundry or a human shield

guess so

Don't let my looks deceive you. I have the mouth of a sailor, temper of an Italian housewife, and the tolerance of an Irishman.yep this is me!

princess

My sis! I'm pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No, seriously. Someone better fix this shit.

Yep

As a woman, I feel too deeply and care too much. That's what makes my love so strong. That's also what makes me a real bitch if you fuck with me [or my family]. Sorry for the language!

Well said.

Making This eCard Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time

My Life is just a bunch of "It seemed like a good idea at the time" strung together-Humor Train

Taco Bell Bathroom | Funny Memes

Funny Workplace Ecard: No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has to clean the bathroom at Taco Bell.

Thanks for saying my face looks like I'm ill with no makeup

Today I didn't wear makeup. Four people asked me if I was feeling okay.Thanks for thinking my real face looks like I am physically ill.

"I love the feeling you get when someone cancels plans that you didn't want to have in the first place"

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I love the feeling you get when someone cancels plans that you didn't want to have in the first place.

Dear girls who take pics in slutty clothing & glasses and label the caption 'Nerddd lol' You're not a nerd, you're a whore who found glasses.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Dear girls who take pics in slutty clothing & glasses and label the caption 'Nerddd lol' You're not a nerd, you're a whore who found glasses.

Haha, exactly! Like I can'y see it my own damn self, lol.

I'm not bothered by weather update reports, but this makes me laugh anyway.

You don't like my piercings and tattoos?  Well, I don't like your face.  Does that mean we should cover that up, too?

You don't like my piercings and tattoos? Well, I don't like your face. Does that mean we should cover that up, too? What i feel like saying when people are discriminated against for a job because of tattoos

You have a beard, tattoos and a job? That sound you just heard Sir, were my panties evaporating. | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com

You have a beard, tattoos and a job? That sound you just heard Sir, were my panties evaporating. Minus the beard.

good to know...@Samantha Watson

"The solution to a bad hair day is to wear a low cut blouse." Hey, it keeps people from looking at your hair.

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