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I definitely need the second hug right about now. hehe

Please stop mistaking my wonderful sense of humor as flirtation. Just because I make you laugh does not mean I want you. I'm just naturally hilarious. {I'm not flirting. I'm just funny} customers don't understand

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Haha, too funny but true with all the drama that comes along with it

Sometimes I cant figure out if Im in preschool or high school.this is funny, but doesn't work for me.I work at a preschool.and sometimes a high school.

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Funny Confession Ecard: I get called a Bitch quite often. What I don't get called is a pushover, stupid, sweetheart, or a doormat. Works for me.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: How is it I detest every article of clothing I own, but when I go to throw something away, I develop this deep sentimental relationship with it?

some ecards, how is it i detest every article of clothing i own, but when i go to throw something away, i develop this deep sentimental relationship with it, lol

Funny Workplace Ecard: remember when phones were stupid and people were smart? good times...

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: remember when phones were stupid and people were smart?

The many others...... People wonder why I gave my kids the names I did. I HATED my name growing up, there was always at least one other Jessica in my classes. There's only two other Keegan's, and no other Joanna's in the kids school!!!!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I automatically dislike anyone with my name because it feels like a competition and let's be honest. You're not winning that.

Not that I would slap anyone in the face (ok maybe one or two) but this made me laugh out loud....

Funny Confession Ecard: When you say everything happens for a reason, don't be surprised when I slap you in the face. It happened for a reason.

aaaamen! I'm going to use this

Rottenecards - When you are making sure you are on the same page with someone, also be sure that you are in the same book and that all parties know how to read.

Story of my life these days. Maxi skirts are so comfortable and dressy at the same time.

I love maxi skirts and dresses! "We may feel dressed up, but all women know that maxi skirts are just crotchless yoga pants.

"whenever I lock up my car, I always press the button twice in a row to let nearby thieves know I mean business"

More like three times! I lock up my car, I always press the button twice in a row to let all nearby thieves know I mean business.

Ha ha.. Love it:-)

people always think I'm drunk after just 2 drinks. When in fact, it's not my fault I'm naturally just a God damn blast

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Funny Encouragement Ecard: I'm not arguing. I'm explaining why I'm correct.

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