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Free and Funny Weddings Ecard: Your husband will always be your biggest and oldest child that requires the most adult supervision.

My diet can best be described as, 'unchaperoned child at a birthday party.'

:) That's sounds great. My diet would be described as a child watching a birthday party through a glass window.all the time.

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This salad tastes like I'd rather be fat. Hahahahahaha, so damn true!

ROFL!!!! ~Mom is frantic & asking us to hurry up, you go dump all the cereal out & pour syrup on it, I'm pooping my pants right now & going to throw all the shoes in the toilet

Funny Family Ecard: Mom is frantic & asking us to hurry up, you go dump all the cereal out & pour syrup on it, I'm pooping my pants right now & going to throw all the shoes in the toilet.

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I told someone something similar to this a while ago. I hate folding laundry!

Wine Wednesday | Just what the doctor ordered! | Coily Locks - Textured Hair Styles, Wine Lover, Nail Art

The doctor said I needed to start drinking more wine. Also, I'm calling myself 'the doctor' now.double entendre for "The Doctor" ;

You’re not truly a parent till you’ve swatted blindly into the back seat of the car, hoping to connect with a kid.

You’re not truly a parent till you’ve swatted blindly into the back seat of the car, hoping to connect with a kid. My mom was the master at this.

Happy anniversary

Funny Anniversary Ecard: You're the only one I want to annoy for the rest of my life. I will have to remember this one for our next anniversary

I love him... and by love I mean 51% of the time I don't want to punch him in the throat. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Confession Ecard: I love him. and by love I mean of the time I don't want to punch him in the throat.

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