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Free and Funny Weddings Ecard: Your husband will always be your biggest and oldest child that requires the most adult supervision.

I Love Cuddling

So sad but true. Funny Anniversary Ecard: I love cuddling with you on the couch after a long day. Well, sitting next to you as we play on our computers, not talking and hardly touching.


Tuesday10: My Favorite e-Cards

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@Martha R.- whenever someone needs punching in the face, I think of you. lol.

Funny Confession Ecard: next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that.

Honey-do list

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

It’s not that I’m shy…

People who feel this is true got it wrong! Its not that your shy or won't talk to people! It's that most people won't talk to you! You have a very unfriendly personality! People stay away!

@Megan Brewer... Since we are so "mean" to everyone and we are obviously not the problem, I think some no name mentioned horses lol need to back off before bitch goes crazzzy!!! Haha

I actually don't need to control my anger. Everyone around me needs to control their annoying habit of pissing me the hell off.

If I really like you, I'll be sarcastic and tease you relentlessly. If I don't like you, I'll be very polite and pleasant. I think I may have somehow gotten this backwards. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Ecard: The stick figure decals on vehicle windows are not pedestrian 'kill scores’ but represent family members? I'll remove mine ASAP to avoid further confusion.

Gotta love motherhood!

Sunday Nap? Don't Even Think About It!

True Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed and fall right to sleep, stay asleep all night, and wake up feeling refreshed? Me neither.


Funny Family Ecard: Sometimes I look at my husband and think. You are one lucky son of a bitch.

I was totally unaware that they made one of these all about me! I feel so special!

Funny Confession Ecard: That moment when you're supposed to be cleaning and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one. Yup this is me!

Marriage Humor :)

Marriage Humor :)

Flower Pot Card - Idea: Cut out the card from cardstock as it is, and fill in the flowers appropriately and artistically with quilled shapes. Fold it and add your message inside!


This is so true! Silence does not bring on relaxation anymore. Silence brings anxiety and the thought, "brace yourself!