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this is actually my life...and im not even a mother yet. I literally am wearing plaid flannel pants right now and i will get up in the morning and put on my black yoga pants for work...what has my life beome

Motherhood: When changing from plaid flannel pj pants into black yoga pants qualifies as 'getting dressed'. And Bekah you can so rock those yoga pants!

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I'll protect you from any spider besides wolf spiders! And you will protect me from wolf spider and cockroaches!

Absolute truth! No one is happy the last month of their pregnancy, let alone women that are post-dates.

Sex Ed Should Be Taught By A Pregnant Woman Four Days Past Her Due Date! It would scare the crap outta kids!

I will have to show this to jess, i pick on her all the time because she "waddles" i ask her if she has any grapes lol

Funny Baby Ecard: I DO NOT have a waddle. It is called Pregnancy Swag.or Post-Pregnancy Swag.

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Funny Baby Ecard: Most enjoyable moments of pregnancy? Well the heartburn, restless legs, back pain, nausea, and fatigue of course!