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Better World for Chickens

"I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned" This and many other fun wooden box signs are available at Wishful Living.

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Funny pictures about The truth about common sense. Oh, and cool pics about The truth about common sense. Also, The truth about common sense.

Hurry hurry!

People who hold the door open for you when you're still 20 yards away, forcing you into an awkward jog of gratitude. Hate this shit

I'll just mock you from here.

You can choose to be wrong. Just sit there in your wrongness.

Hahaha! I should print this for Jesse for when I'm gone on my mommy vacation!

Note to husband - your dinner's in the recipe book page And, the ingredients are at the store. (Don't have to tell my husband, he loves cooking.

Instant Funny Quotes: "i hid the body now what?

I LOVE YOU When I' m bored, I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body." No i dont fuck y

That awkward moment LOL

That awkward moment when you are not sure if you have free time or you're just forgetting everything! Oh, my goodness, this is my life. So true!

There are only a few people, mainly high school friends, who know my song and it makes me laugh when they sing it to me

I do this to people when I'm drunk. Mostly people names Roxanne. Thankfully the only song I've ever heard my name in is a slow country song that most don't know and wouldn't sing.

good stuff

Funny things to do in an elevator.don't know that I could ever do this but it's funny

bless you, bless you, CURSE YOU!!!

i always sneeze three times! Hubbins will wait, sometimes. a while for that third sneeze.

Humor Train

Diet Day I have removed all the bad food from the house. It was delicious - Funny Pictures Of The Day

@Annekah Tolley @Kylie Martinez @Savannah Elise @Liesel Rebekah-  yep. Sums up all of our sibling arguments.

rule in arguments: If you're losing, start correcting their grammar. rule in arguments if they have correct grammar, correct their spelling.

The Hokey Pokey Clinic

What if the "time out corner" became the "Hokey Pokey Clinic" Wouldn't it be more fun to yell "Get over to the hokey pokey clinic RIGHT NOW!" than "Time out chair, now!

OMG how true!! @brookshayes...u know it's the Fireball and now u know why I don't like Jagerbombs!

If alcohol labels told the truth.

Funny pictures about Honest Alcohol Labels. Oh, and cool pics about Honest Alcohol Labels. Also, Honest Alcohol Labels photos.

Math has a problem with finding his "X".

Dear Math, I am sick and tired of finding your "x". Just accept the fact that she is gone. Move on, Dude. (Even though I think this is funny, I love Math! And I love finding the "x".

Dr. Elinor Ochs is Professor of Anthropology at the University of California at Los Angeles. Her research interests include: discourse structures, grammar in context, language and affect, spoken and written language, language acquisition and language socialization, and cross-cultural communication.

Dr. Elinor Ochs is Professor of Anthropology at the University of California at Los Angeles. Her research interests include: discourse structures, grammar in context, language and affect, spoken and written language, language acquisition and language socialization, and cross-cultural communication.

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