Explore Sarcasm, Humor Quotes, and more!

Explore related topics

Crude, But hilarious lol

I wear heels bigger than your dick funny quotes girly quote girls heels funny quotes girl quotes haha

If I had a dollar for every time @Jamie Dektas and I started a story like this...

This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!

Now there's a challenge for  you !! Which you will fail... Again!! Just saying..,

I am an acquired taste. Don’t like me? Acquire some taste


Some people will only​ like you if you fit inside thier box. Don't be afraid to shove that box up thier ass.

Another one for your People I cant stand Board Mam! LOL!    LOVE IT!!!!   OL.

"I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it." <--- Haha, I hate saying this but sometimes I feel this way towards some people!

Stephanie you're good at that, lol

Well, maybe not the best insult as apparently you couldn't deep throat for shit and sucked in bed. Maybe that's why you had to initiate sex all the time - I saw your messages hehehe

All day Errday!

Today I'm wearing a lovely shade of I slept like crap so don't piss me off.basically my look for the last two weeks of the semester

Bitchy dust - using this tomorrow :-)

who sprinkled? rather who made you sprinkle bitchy dust is the question.

Rhythms from The Offbeat Drummer: Cheer Up, Fuckface!

Cheer up, fuckface! You're still my favorite to.to say fuck off to.fuck off!



Probably soon.  and it will have to do with excessive swearing, anger, sleeping, or belly issues.  lol

When I saw this I thought of Syndrome from Incredibles. I thinking along the lines of, so you would marry Syndrome? Like, didn't he die? Why would this be a relatable thing people would pin? Anyway, I thought that was funny.