Just Between Friends: Thought of the Week {4}

Thought of the Week {4

Wooden sign: "Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden!" haha :) So True

Who hasn't done this! LOL

I don't pretend to be anything I am not. Except for sober, I 've pretended to be sober a few times.

Lol, atleast we have more than 1 bathroom in this house!

#CleanMemes #CleanFunnyImages

Today’s Housekeeping Tip: Keep strategically placed get well cards on your mantel… Too funny. and a great idea'

Sounds about right------

I would like to think I will die a heroic death but it's more likely I'll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting. [substitute "peanut butter" for frosting! true!! I don't need to go to the movies to see a man fall in love with his phone.

I don't need to go to the movies to see a man fall in love with his phone.

Note to self: don't have children. & use picture for powerpoint when lecturing about stress incontinence

LOL sayings! Quote, funny, haha: 'You made me laugh so hard - Tears ran down my leg'

mission complete

A sign that say: "I am not doing shit today." and that is says next to check mark: Mission accomplished.

I know some people that gave me the same thought//

From the moment I laid eyes on you, I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

Words to live by!

Beauty/Fashion Quote: It's better to be late, than arrive ugly! But really, we should try to find balance in both time and beauty

Seriously, how can you be sad with a good cupcake in hand?

'You can't be sad when you're holding a cupcake.' - Kid President -- Are you having the mid-week blues? Have a cupcake!

If you ever want to see me alive again reply to my emails in a timely fashion.

Free and Funny Ransom Cards Ecard: Timely Email Reply Demand Funny Ecard

Synonym=Words You Can't Spell

Funny pictures about The true meaning of synonym. Oh, and cool pics about The true meaning of synonym. Also, The true meaning of synonym.

Marriage is like a deck of cards

Marriage is like a deck of cards (always good to have a sense of humor in marriage) Truth in humor

Mmm hot tub days

We dont skinny dip chunky dunk sign pool hot tub spa decor wood handmade Trimble Crafts plaque