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when people tell me " you're gonna regret that in the morning" I sleep until late afternoon because I'm a problem solver

I laughed and laughed, then had to admit it was true...

Virtual crafting, cooking, sewing, decorating, and smart-ass commenting (notice I didn't include exercising.I don't even exercise virtually)

Moving Mountains Motivation: Throwback Thursday Post

Free and Funny Drinking Ecard: Grant me wine to accept the things I cannot change, coffee to change the things I can, and an opaque mug. so my coworkers can't tell the difference.

A degree in the school of hard knocks can be arranged.

Good Judgment comes from Experience and experience, ~ well that comes from poor Judgement. " Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.


Make it Saturday and Sunday.since I work Saturdays every week, and I defnitely agree! For sure explains it, cause I'm wiped out on Sundays ;

Being a stay at home pug mom would be perfectly fine by me.... the-chuckle-patch-for-adults

Funny Confession Ecard: My dream has always been to become a stay at home mom…

when life gives you lemons...

Free and Funny Sympathy Ecard: When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool.

Anything but going on a diet...

I'm one flu away from my goal weight. Sad but true how many times I've thought this!

"Listen, if I am going to stop my car in the middle of the street to let you cross, you had better hustle & wave, dammit! Feel the burn or feel my bumper." - YOUR ECARDS - funny


Funny Encouragement Ecard: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and thats where shitty ideas come from.