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LIfe is short try not to be a dick. funny rude by DamnGoodDoormats, $45.00

Life is short, try not to be a dick™ funny rude doormat

A hilarious collection of rude and unwelcoming doormats.

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Come any closer and and *place threat here*

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The house was clean last week. (Sorry you missed it.)

House was clean last week sorry you missed it doormat. Mine should say was clean once.

Welcome/Unwelcome mat.

Do You Live Here Doormat / Surprise your guests as they come to your doorstep with this humorous Do You Live Here Doormat that can be a great blow for strangers.

INTJ                                                       …

Walks off carryin cute mlp balloons I found in the candy eisles !

all i want for christmas

The come back with a warrant doormat is a great doormat that lets the cops know that they will not be entering your premises without a warrant, just don't let them see you murdering that hooker throug.

I dare someone to walk in your door, see this, and not say "ha ha ha!" Other than your grandma.

Funny Doormat slide to unlock iphone ipod ipad apple style door mat 2 3 4

Not You Again Doormat

Welcome visitors with this un-welcoming not you again doormat, guaranteed to make your visitors laugh.

That would just make her cry more....nice going Thor

Chris Hemsworth with his baby daughter. The caption is hilarious XD

I hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it's like really easy shit and then you think you've got it and then the test is like. If I throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul ~ Suck3r Punch

If you hate math tests, you’ll feel the same pain…<<<Oh, just so we all know, you can't buy cupcakes with human souls. The human souls taste much better than any cupcake.