sounds like something I would do with my bff if we had an Ikea here
Awesome random textmessages :3 by crystabella on Polyvore featuring text, quotes, funny, words, pictures, phrase, saying, text messages, fillers and backgrounds:
"i dug my way up from hell." they must be Supernatural fans....
Hilarious Text Messages - BffIf Carly Rae Jepsen dropped her phone in the pool again how will we call her maybe We have to borrow maroon 5's payphone But What f Cee lo Green says the change in our pockets isnt enoughWe can borrow money from Travie McCoy , he is a billionaireYeah and if we have extra money we can pop tags with MackelmoreWe are retards
A Hooker? Your mom, your wife or your sister
Lies our parents told us. Scary how we’ve all heard the same things. Is there a parent group for this?
Me and my bestie have plans like u pretend to the girlfriend and I'll be the boyfriend to propose for free dinners