I Gilmore Girls! Random student: Is it raining? Paris: No, it's National Baptism Day. Tie your tubes, idiot.

And there you have it. You are officially ready to feast!

A Guide To Hosting The Ultimate "Gilmore Girls" Thanksgiving

Laughed too much with this one.

25 Times "How I Met Your Mother" Was The Funniest Show On TV

"Hey ref! Check your voicemail! I think you missed a few calls!" - Ted Mosbey, How I Met Your Mother