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I will carry 17 grocery bags or die trying before making two trips. Ha so true!

Omg...yes - Exactly how I feel when my song comes on - crazy pics / funny music girl

When my song comes on…

I bask in your warmth and I dance in your heat. Your music runs down my spine to the soul of my feet. I'm light as a feather when you sing your song. You Pierce my heart, I got an ache and a long.

Soooo true! My husband is amazing for putting up with this from me!

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: Anything you say will be used against you, in an argument, 11 months from now. Because I'm a woman, and we never forget anything. Ever.

I just realized that some of these.....in 2016-possibly, 2017, that they are coming back. WOAH.

90's forever!

Makes you miss your childhood like crazy. When was the last time I even had French Toast Crunch?

No idea why I'm posting this under "Humor." Must be because I don't have a topic for "Sad Truths We All Have to Face."

During work days I'm usually thinking, "I have x amount of things to accomplish today and zero time to do it!" On my days off, however, it's more like. "I don't think this is free time. I think this is forgetting time.

Hahaha, I really think this every time I'm there. "Go enjoy your doughnut, you so can." :-)

People at the gym…

I may be taking the high road on the outside, but inwardly, I'm wishing I could punch you in the face and slash your tires.

I may be taking the high road on the outside, but inwardly, I'm wishing I could punch you in the face and slash your tires. (This is SO how I feel some days.was close a couple times today.

Totally! And poor Nicholas knows this better than anyone when he is with me lol he knows how the groceries have to go on the belt and how to pump the gas...he is just a good boy and just goes with the flow of things :)

So true! EVERY single time lol! OCD at the gas station pump.it has to land on the right number or I'm annoyed lol

Oh My Freaking Stars!: Laundry & Nudists

As I do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy -- the perfect sign for my laundry room.

Oh gosh. That game always made me nervous. Even if I knew it was someone I liked I wouldn't guess them when we were guessing so they wouldn't think I liked them smh. That's why I'm still single.

Back in the day my kind of flirting was touching my crushes thumb while playing heads up seven up yup

35 Funny Quotes #Funny #Quotes

35 Funny Quotes

Relatable Post it's impossible to slowly tip toe around without activating your T-rex arms

Get Away From Me

Get Away From Me

Don't talk to me until coffee. "Just because I'm awake at doesn't mean I'm ready to do things.

Oh yes. Im over the petty bullshit.

Morgan Freeman Meme: Actually, no, my post wasn't about you. But if the shoe fits, feel free to lace that bitch up and wear it.

That awkward moment when you're not sure if you actually have free time or if you're just forgetting everything. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

That awkward moment when you're not sure if you actually have free time or if you're just forgetting everything. - Happens to me every time I think I have free time!

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