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I don't fall. I attack the floor! Whether it's backwards, sideways, or head on, I don't fall. I never fall. I surprise attack the floor!


so me. people think I did stuff I didn't because I can't stop laughing when I find whatever was done funny and actually I am bummed mad I didn't think of doing it.

Just saying

It takes real skill to choke on air, fall up stairs and trip over completely nothing. I have that skill! Funny but true!

Bed Quotes And Sayings. QuotesGram

Funny pictures about I'm in love with my bed. Oh, and cool pics about I'm in love with my bed. Also, I'm in love with my bed photos.

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funny quote based on how i react when toast pops out, i will never look cool walking away from an explosion. so me

Or moved away.

People keep telling me the 'right person' will come along. I think mine got hit by a bus or something. So true

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Job & Work quote & saying Yes. It was my bad. The quote Description Yes. It was my bad.

Image Search Results for clumsy signs

Funny pictures about I'm not clumsy. Oh, and cool pics about I'm not clumsy. Also, I'm not clumsy.

36 Funny Quotes Sarcasm

36 Funny Quotes Sarcasm

Ok I will try

I told my friend "before I die I want my last words to be 'I left a million dollars under the." I said "One minute, I have to die first." He said "oh, okay. How long will that take?" I replied "not really sure.

Preview of Two New Shows Announced at the Warner Theatre

"E" is for Exterminate. There's a reason Daleks are not guests on Sesame Street. Doctor Who

Jennelise ~ Polka Dots and Pretty Things

Jennelise ~ Polka Dots and Pretty Things , gold diamond sceptre pen pink pearls