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Funny Ecard: I'm sorry dear, In order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.

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Free and Funny News Ecard: If you are going to be close-minded. would you mind being close-mouthed as well?

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Funny Confession Ecard: Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail! laughing out loud

From this point on, I plan to treat people exactly how they treat me. Some will be glad. Others should be scared.

Funny ecard: From this point on, I plan to treat people exactly how they treat me. Some will be glad. Others should be scared ;

Thank you for making me so angry that every time I open my mouth, it appears that I have Tourette's Syndrome.

Sometimes when people are talking to me, I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face. - only certain people I have to deal with on a daily basis.

Funny Confession Ecard: Why yes, I do smile a little when karma pays a visit to someone who so desperately deserves it.

I don't just smile. I laugh like the crazy bitch I am. Funny Confession Ecard: Why yes, I do smile a little when karma pays a visit to someone who so desperately deserves it.

My best attributes are my smile and being nothing like you, bitter ex. Move on #TwitterStepMoms

My best attributes are my smile and being nothing like you, bitter ex.

Sometimes you just gotta curse and laugh at the day you've had

See@FacebookPage:'A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out' :-) xxx

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Keep playing your stupid games bitch. I don't give a fuck anymore. Tired of two faced bullshit, the lies, cheating and you just plain being a whore so know we will play your game with different rules you fucking worthless piece of shit

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"He has delusions of adequacy." Walter Kerr. Born-7-8-1913--Died 10-9-1996. Walter Kerr was usually a kind critic, but he amused the theatre world with this remark about an actor named Jay Robinson who played a role in a play called "Buy me a Blue Ribbon".

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"He has delusions of adequacy. Walter Kerr was usually a kind critic, but he amused the theatre world with this remark about an actor named Jay Robinson who played a role in a play called "Buy me a Blue Ribbon".

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