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Ugh. College decisions.... Crappy financial aid packages are why I can't go to the college I want to.

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you the biggest disappointment of my life. You may now kiss my ass.

You know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn't? Yeah, I don't have one of those.

Funny eCard - That little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things your shouldn't

When I die I'll go to heaven because I spent my time in hell when I was dating you!

Who doesn’t like memes?

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.

I def give too many chances...a big heart I suppose

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: Another chance? Sorry, Im fresh out of chances. But I have this big middle finger that has been on back order for you.

You flipped the bitch switch, so sit down, buckle up, and enjoy the ride, asshole. Sorry, but this really made me laugh

Free and Funny Family Ecard: You flipped the bitch switch, so sit down, buckle up, and enjoy the ride, asshole.

Pretty much...

Free, Confession Ecard: I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days…

It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a douchebag for the rest of your life.

it's better to have loved and lost than to live with a douchebag for the rest of your life. What if you, Michelle are the douchebag :)

Just like your whole life! And she has the nerve to ask others if they love their kids she needs to take a long look in the mirror and be thankful her parents were around to raise her kids.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Revenge is not in my plans

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Free and Funny Thanks Ecard: I really appreciate the time you took today to remind me why I don't like you.

Keep on trying, you will never accomplish that goal;)

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: I like that you try to compete with me - at least you have a goal. Unrealistic and unattainable, but it's a goal.

I typed "Bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway. Vroom vroom mother fucker. | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com

I️ typed “bitch” into my GPS, and guess what? I’m in your driveway. Vroom vroom mother f*er.

This is basically for anyone who tries to insult me.  Check a mirror, no, better yet, check a Bible.  We all have faults, so stop pointing out mine.

im sorry dear.in order for you to insult me.i must first value your opionion.nice try tho!

This begs the question, why did you date him in the first place?  Have you no standards?  Are you just a slut?

Holy crap thats funny! Bahahaha story of my life! Funny Breakup Ecard: My ex told me, I'll never do better than him. It's hard to find someone who is a cheater with a small penis, menial job, no bank account, & a criminal history.

This could refer to my ex husband or my ex lovers/ex boyfriends, you just never know.  But feel free to assume..

I definitely do regret you in my life I just can't get over how pathetic you are!

Might have to answer some of the never ending political calls this way.

ok i really need to remember this. i get random numbers calling me all the time!

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