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People who feel this is true got it wrong! Its not that your shy or won't talk to people! It's that most people won't talk to you! You have a very unfriendly personality! People stay away!

I hate pretending and I know when you are too.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. this is my life

Dear Lord, Thank you for my sick sense of humor and sarcasm. I feel bad every time I laugh. Sort of. @Dani Grosboll @EQ Marcotte

Dear Lord, Thank you for my sick sense of humor and sarcasm←. I feel bad every time I laugh. Sort of. typo on card ☹←

Dana Dunavant Kingston Springs TN

Funny Confession Ecard: So I heard they're naming a new paint color after you. It's called Whore Red. Not very bright, but it's cheap and spreads really easily.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: You can always count on me to be the asshole who gives you a reality check instead of telling you what you want to hear.

I'd rather tell my friends the hurtful truth. At least I did my part as a friend. Sugar-coating the truth never helps them.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I love the feeling you get when someone cancels plans that you didn't want to have in the first place.

one sided friendships never work...it takes two. People misuse the term friends/bestfriends waaay too much these days!

Funny but not funny.Funny Friendship Ecard: Oh, you expected ME to keep in contact with YOU, but not vice-versa? My bad, I forgot that's how friendship worked.

You've got a parasite

Funny pictures about Such an adorable parasite. Oh, and cool pics about Such an adorable parasite. Also, Such an adorable parasite.

Life quotes

Free and Funny Birthday Ecard: Life is full of disappointments and I just added you to the list.

Her nagging is a sign that she cares. Her silence means she's plotting your death. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Confession Ecard: Her nagging is a sign that she cares. Her silence means she's plotting your death.

Other people DO cause my anger!

I actually don't need to control my anger. Everyone around me needs to control their annoying habit of pissing me the hell off.

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