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Men see and think, Women see and think............

Men look at a woman's behind and think 'Wow what an ass.' Women look at a man's face and think the same thing.

your girl friends are the ones with flawless support after a bad hair cut, a roll of desperately needed toilet paper passed under the stall wall,  and at your door (stat) with wine, chocolate, pizza, and (hopefully) ice cream when life is a bitch slap of suck-fest.  LONG LIVE GIRL FRIENDS.

to my favorite lady and friend. (minus the husbands.

Sorry I'm so honest

"Some things are better left unsaid. That's usually the stuff I blurt out right away". I have no filter

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS "STOP" I NEVER KNOW IF...

When someone says "STOP" I never know if it's in the name of love, hammer time or if I am supposed to collaborate and listen. So funny

Free, Cry For Help Ecard: Awww i'm sorry to hear that. Would you like me to get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP?

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Funny Confession Ecard: Bitchcraft- The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly.

I'd unfriend you but your train wreck life is too entertaining.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'd unfriend you but your train wreck life is too entertaining.

If you're curious about my sense of humor and general demeanor in the kitchen and when I deal with chefs. I embrace my femininity, but don't let that be a point of weakness.

If you're curious about my sense of humor and general demeanor in the kitchen and when I deal with people, I embrace my femininity, but don't let that be a point of weakness.

A degree in the school of hard knocks can be arranged.

Good Judgment comes from Experience and experience, ~ well that comes from poor Judgement. " Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

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Never apologize for being sensitive or emotional. Let this be a sign that you've got a big heart and aren't afraid to let others see it. Showing your emotions is a sign of strength. -Brigitte Nicole need to remember this.

My sister acts out scripts of what she's going to say and how the other person will respond - lol!

You are not responding in the wat I imagined you would respond when I acted out this conversation in my head. Stop it. Your eCards

Yes!

Yes!

if it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you problems...

if it has tires or desticles, it's gonna give you problems. Ain't that the truth lol

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