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Seinfeld - (Elaine) "I don't have grace, I don't want grace, I don't even say grace."

“I don’t have grace, I don’t want grace, I don’t even say grace!" “The Chaperone” is on Seinfeld tonight!

"I don't have grace. I don't want grace. I don't even say grace."

"I don't have grace. I don't want grace. I don't even say grace."

I sent 16 of my own men to the latrines that night..

I sent 16 of my own men to the latrines that night.

Sorry I'm not sorry.

Seinfeld quote - Elaine comments on grace during a job interview, 'The Chaperone'

Elaine feeds Yankee Bean soup to Owen, 'The Alternate Side'

Seinfeld quote - Elaine feeds yankee bean soup to Owen, 'The Alternate Side'

Seinfeld Black and White Cookie

Step up your 'za game with this black garlic white pizza. Using both roasted garlic and black garlic, this pie would ward off any Nosferatu.

Who goes to the Superbowl with their mailman?

these boxes show up at the post office with no labels. No labels, Jerry.

I looked down, and whoa man, it's Mickey! I punched his lights out!!

I looked down, and whoa man, it's Mickey! I punched his lights out!

Good in a Room: The Pitch Meeting Structure Used By Hollywood Pros

The question is, are you still master of your domain?

The question is, are you still master of your domain? “The Contest” is on Seinfeld tonight!

(The Pony Remark) JERRY: I just hope that whole pony incident didn’t put a damper on your trip. HELEN: Don’t be rediculous. It was a misunderstanding. MORTY: Hey, I agree with him. Nobody likes a kid with a pony.

(The Pony Remark) JERRY: I just hope that whole pony incident didn’t put a damper on your trip. HELEN: Don’t be rediculous. It was a misunderstanding. MORTY: Hey, I agree with him. Nobody likes a kid with a pony.

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You drugged a women so you could take advantage of her toys? “The Merv Griffin Show” is on Seinfeld tonight!

(The Ticket] - KRAMER: I was very upset that day because I could never become a banker.  NEWMAN: And that failure to become a banker was eating at your inside.  KRAMER: Uh, yeah. NEWMAN: Then, on the afternoon of September 10th, you received a phone call, did you not? KRAMER: From who?  NEWMAN: From me! I called you remember?  KRAMER: You called me?  NEWMAN: Yes, you idiot!   Because you were going to...[mimmicks hanging himself]  do something to yourself!  Remember the banking? The banking…

Kramer: "I was never able to become a banker. So, you're killing yourself because your dreams of becoming a banker have gone unfulfilled.

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