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Being a person is getting too complicated, time to be a unicorn

Birthdays

Free and Funny Birthday Ecard: Happy Birthday to the prettiest, funniest, sexiest, classiest bitch I know - other than myself, of course.

Drinking Wine

"Drinking a lot of wine alone is not lonely, it is romantic. Damn, self, you got nice eyes." We wholeheartedly agree, one of life's greatest pleasures!

@Brittany Moen  @Tara Meyers  @Shantell Knight  @Chelsea Markfort    :)

Lol to funny Friendship Quotes, Friendship Quote Graphics, Friendship Sayings Johnson !

The perfect birthday gift for my husband. this makes me laugh.

The perfect birthday gift for my husband.saw this on a bumper sticker

True!! (: So true but Im normally awake at 3am. So lets say 10am

Every girl’s dream is to have her guy wake her up at 3 in the morning to say “Hey baby, I just wanted to tell you I love you. You wake me up at 3 in the morning, I’ll kill you.

"I said look!" hahaha @amy9760 I'm tagging you in everything i see;) welcome to my pinterest;) :*

At almost as rare as unicorns. You're not weird, you're a unicorn. I'm a damn unicorn!

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Kick ass in business and in life! Learn a lesson from your dog - no matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on!

Fell Out Of|Funny Happy Birthday Card Another 365 Days Since You Fell Out Of A Vagina Hooray!! Better make sure their mum didn't have a caesarean section, or this joke becomes redundant. A hilariously honest happy birthday card for a friend or family member.

Another 365 Days Since You Fell Out Of A Vagina Hooray! Better make sure their mum didn't have a caesarean section, or this joke becomes redundant. A hilariously honest happy birthday card for a friend or family member.

this is for my friends, the lovely ladies of dphie ;) @Miranda Taylor @Elizabeth Pamer @Aimee Connelly @Kelli Brownfield

When I look in the mirror…

this is for my friends, the lovely ladies of dphie ;) Marrs Taylor Lockhart Pamer Gillespie Connelly frazier Brownfield unicorn in mirror, funny unicorn

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