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Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9

I wish I were brave enough to be this honest sometimes!

ya, I know this guy. I see those penis enlarging pills are working - you're a bigger dick today than you were yesterday

...May be why it keeps crashing and losing information or working too slowly!

See You This Spring

So true. which may be why it keeps crashing and losing information or working too slowly

Trying to focus at work on a friday like..

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This needs to be a vodka bottle! As a matter of fact my is calling me from the freezer!

I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack

I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack. Guess what card my baby is getting for Valentine's?

What Kind Of Unicorn Are You?

What Kind Of Unicorn Are You?

You got: Sparkly Unicorn You unicorn of otherworldly allure! YOU GOT: SPARKLY UNICORN You’re the classic example of unicorn perfection, and it’s no wonder, because you LITERALLY SPARKLE. Shine on like the lovely, perfect unicorn that you are.

FYI for the guys :)

So true. funny quote about women. For more jokes and hilarious quotes for women visit www.

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