Explore Working In Retail, Server Life, and more!

ecards

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I used to be a people-person. but people ruined that for me. As a waitress this is sooooo true.

I talk a lot about tequila, drinking and having a good time. I could count on my fingers alone the number of times I've actually had a drink so far this year. (Need the fingers to help me count; sure can't do it in my head... too stoned.) Just kidding. LOL!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: We're not alcoholics. We generally only drink on the weekends. Except for special occasions. And boredom. And Thursdays. Which some people consider weekends.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Unsure

ALL THREE! After I have sex I can punch you in the face and then I will sleep like a baby! Yup for sure!

delightfully difficult #humor #someecards

I prefer to describe myself as "delightfully difficult." And it would just be easier if you agreed. My husband pinned this. He knows me so well. I'm delightfully difficult. But I am worth it ;

Sorry

I'm sorry that I got angry and said a lot of things that I meant but still should not have said. --this is totally me.

Please don't judge me for the ecards you see on my pinterest board. I have no control over the humour I find in them ;-) | eCards

Please don't judge me for the ecards you see on my Kicks & Giggles board. I have no control over the humour I find in them ;

Sometimes I hate when people give me encouragement. I feel like saying "Shut up I know I can do it, I just don't want to."

I hate when people give me encouragement. I feel like saying, "Shut up, I know I can do it, I just don't want to." encouragement funny leave me alone humor

Behind every beautiful woman, there's a guy who's tired of fucking her. | Breakup Ecard

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: You Play The Victim So Well. I'm Surprised You Don't Carry Around Your Own Body Chalk.

Google Image Result for http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/funny-quotes-from-women.jpg

Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

Almost 7 billion people on the planet and I can only tolerate around 10 at the most. #ecards

Free, Confession Ecard: Almost 7 billion people on the planet and I can only tolerate around 10 at the most

Pinterest
Search