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That awkward moment when you see your ex walking his new St. Bernard.. Only to realize that it's his new girlfriend.

More like a Great Dane 😂 it's okay she loves dogs tbh so I'm sure she's delighted ☺️

Please don't judge me for the ecards you see on my pinterest board. I have no control over the humour I find in them ;-) | eCards

Please don't judge me for the ecards you see on my Kicks & Giggles board. I have no control over the humour I find in them ;

Every year I wish you a happy birthday, I also take joy in the fact that I'm never as old as you have become.

That awesome moment when you run into your ex's new girlfriend and just smile because she got fat, real fat. That's no lie.

DAMN REMINDS ME OF MY EX JOSH WHO FUCKED THE WANNA BE ME AFTER I KICKED HIM TO THE CURB. BUT I HEARD IM BETTER IN EVERY WAY! NO SURPRISE SHE STILL TRIES TO BE LIKE ME AFTER 12+ YEARS! IM FLATTERED, REALLY #wannabe#washeduphag#lovesmyseconds;)

She is ok staying w a married man that wont divorce me. If he loves u so much he would want to marry u. A real woman would want that.

Someday your ex-boyfriend will wake up next to that ugly thing and realize his mistake. Lucky for you, you'll be with that super-hot rich guy. | Encouragement Ecard | someecards.com

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Someday your ex-boyfriend will wake up next to that ugly thing and realize his mistake. Lucky for you, you'll be with that super-hot rich guy.

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: They say actions speak louder than words so, instead of telling you how I feel, I'm just going to punch you in the throat.

Everyday I fall in love with you more and more

Funny Family Ecard: Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday, yesterday you were pretty annoying. So true!

Why I had to turn around and walk the fuck away after almost three years of trying to bring guy I fell in love with back. Truth is, that guy never existed in the first place. It was all a masquerade. It took me this long to figure out and I am much wiser now.

Maybe he can't handle a strong, independent woman. Maybe he needs a skank.and truth comes out and he can't and he does and he's found one!

Every time

Funny Lunch/Dinner Ecard: I am really bad at measuring pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti, come on over!

oh my gosh. probably truer then i should be willing to admit. :)

This is me. I feel guilty about it so I water our grass. I'm cleaning out my car in case anyone needs 27 half empty bottles of water

Self Control all day long lol

Throat punching!

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes being the bigger person means smiling and nodding while fantasizing about punching the other person in the throat.

One girls piece of shit ex-boyfriend is another drunk sluts prince charming. Funny every time.

One girls piece of shit ex-boyfriend is another drunk sluts prince charming.this reminds me of a few of my ex-boyfriends, haha

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