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NEW! Shits and Giggles Cross Stitch Collection

Shock and entertain house guests with this collection of saucy and titillating cross stitch patterns featuring potty humor in vintage inspired fonts with happy…
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Subversive Cross Stitch
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Vintage Fonts
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Welcome folks into your home or hang it up as part of your bathroom decor for a laugh. With lively sunset oranges contrasted with deep blue accents, this pattern is charming in both hoop frames and square frames. Subversive Cross Stitch Patterns, Funny Cross Stitch Patterns, Cross Stitch Embroidery, Stitch Shop, Stitch 2, Poop Jokes, Potty Humor, Cross Stitch Collection, Blue Accents
Subversive Cross Stitch Patterns
Funny Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Embroidery
Stitch Shop
Stitch 2
Poop Jokes
Potty Humor
Cross Stitch Collection
Blue Accents
Welcome folks into your home or hang it up as part of your bathroom decor for a laugh. With lively sunset oranges contrasted with deep blue accents, this pattern is charming in both hoop frames and square frames.
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
NEW! Shits and Giggles Cross Stitch Collection
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If you’d rather get a root canal than use that grimy old plunger you keep near the toilet, you need this cross stitch pattern as part of your bathroom decor. Help prevent your privy from getting backed up with this lovely and almost-classy reminder to your guests. Root Canal, Plunger, You Funny
Root Canal
Plunger
You Funny
If you’d rather get a root canal than use that grimy old plunger you keep near the toilet, you need this cross stitch pattern as part of your bathroom decor. Help prevent your privy from getting backed up with this lovely and almost-classy reminder to your guests.
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
NEW! Shits and Giggles Cross Stitch Collection
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Bathrooms should be a calming, relaxing space. Enhance your bathroom decor with this cross stitch pattern featuring a vintage font in spa inspired colors of soft green, pale pumpkin and sky blue. Designed to promote a quiet amusement, it looks great in both hoop frames and standard frames in any room. Vintage Fonts, Soft Green
Vintage Fonts
Soft Green
Bathrooms should be a calming, relaxing space. Enhance your bathroom decor with this cross stitch pattern featuring a vintage font in spa inspired colors of soft green, pale pumpkin and sky blue. Designed to promote a quiet amusement, it looks great in both hoop frames and standard frames in any room.
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
NEW! Shits and Giggles Cross Stitch Collection
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Did your commode get a great review? Guests lining up to sit upon your fantastic throne? Let all of your friends and family know with this amusing cross stitch pattern featuring 5 golden yellow stars and simple black lettering. Or make a gift for a friend's bathroom decor to celebrate their exceptionally clean latrine Make A Gift, Snarky, Golden Yellow
Make A Gift
Snarky
Golden Yellow
Did your commode get a great review? Guests lining up to sit upon your fantastic throne? Let all of your friends and family know with this amusing cross stitch pattern featuring 5 golden yellow stars and simple black lettering. Or make a gift for a friend's bathroom decor to celebrate their exceptionally clean latrine
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
NEW! Shits and Giggles Cross Stitch Collection
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No one reads magazines on the toilet anymore. We’re all on our cell phones! If you’re like me and you’re the ONLY one in your household that changes the toilet paper roll, you might need this pattern as part of your bathroom decor. lol Vintage inspired letters in bright oranges, pinks and blues are surround by a lovely deep blue border with delicate curls. Toilet Paper Roll
Toilet Paper Roll
No one reads magazines on the toilet anymore. We’re all on our cell phones! If you’re like me and you’re the ONLY one in your household that changes the toilet paper roll, you might need this pattern as part of your bathroom decor. lol Vintage inspired letters in bright oranges, pinks and blues are surround by a lovely deep blue border with delicate curls.
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
NEW! Shits and Giggles Cross Stitch Collection
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“Here I Sit, Broken Hearted, Came to Poop, But Only Farted” A childhood limerick come to life! Poop jokes never get old. Laugh it up with this cheeky cross stitch pattern featuring soft, blues and browns and vintage style lettering. The elegant beauty of the delicate borders juxtaposed with the rude poem is sure to spark laughter in every guest who spies it as part your bathroom decor. Vintage Style, Vintage Inspired, Broken Hearted
Vintage Style
Vintage Inspired
Broken Hearted
“Here I Sit, Broken Hearted, Came to Poop, But Only Farted” A childhood limerick come to life! Poop jokes never get old. Laugh it up with this cheeky cross stitch pattern featuring soft, blues and browns and vintage style lettering. The elegant beauty of the delicate borders juxtaposed with the rude poem is sure to spark laughter in every guest who spies it as part your bathroom decor.
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
NEW! Shits and Giggles Cross Stitch Collection
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“Here I Sit, Broken Hearted, Came to Shit, But Only Farted” A childhood limerick come to life! Poop jokes never get old. Laugh it up with this cheeky cross stitch pattern featuring soft, blues and browns and vintage style lettering. The elegant beauty of the delicate borders juxtaposed with the rude poem is sure to spark laughter in every guest who spies it as part your bathroom decor.
“Here I Sit, Broken Hearted, Came to Shit, But Only Farted” A childhood limerick come to life! Poop jokes never get old. Laugh it up with this cheeky cross stitch pattern featuring soft, blues and browns and vintage style lettering. The elegant beauty of the delicate borders juxtaposed with the rude poem is sure to spark laughter in every guest who spies it as part your bathroom decor.
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
NEW! Shits and Giggles Cross Stitch Collection
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Imagine a guest using your powder room when they spot this little gem. Surprise and impress your friends and family with this delightfully unexpected compliment! With vibrant blue, vintage style lettering and golden swirls. You could stitch up this quick project in no time. Hang it up as part of your bathroom decor, toilet or wherever you want. Cross Patterns
Cross Patterns
Imagine a guest using your powder room when they spot this little gem. Surprise and impress your friends and family with this delightfully unexpected compliment! With vibrant blue, vintage style lettering and golden swirls. You could stitch up this quick project in no time. Hang it up as part of your bathroom decor, toilet or wherever you want.
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
NEW! Shits and Giggles Cross Stitch Collection
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Here I sit, And hesitate. Shall I shit, Or masturbate?” As raunchy a limerick as anyone could possibly want as part of their bathroom decor or powder room. Every one who uses your loo will loose their mind laughing. This pattern features vintage fonts in cheerful colors, surrounded by pretty borders and crowned with a roll of toilet paper. Limerick, Masturbation
Limerick
Masturbation
Here I sit, And hesitate. Shall I shit, Or masturbate?” As raunchy a limerick as anyone could possibly want as part of their bathroom decor or powder room. Every one who uses your loo will loose their mind laughing. This pattern features vintage fonts in cheerful colors, surrounded by pretty borders and crowned with a roll of toilet paper.
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
NEW! Shits and Giggles Cross Stitch Collection
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“If you pee on the seat, I will clean it with your toothbrush. Love, Mom” It can’t hurt to remind them, right? As a nod to traditional cross stitch, this pattern features a pretty pink flower wreath and a message written inside in a back-stitched cursive script. As a Mom of two boys, I wish I had this pattern years ago. Floral Cross Stitch Pattern, Punching People, Frowning, Back Stitch, Color Patterns, Pattern Designs, Pdf Pattern
Floral Cross Stitch Pattern
Punching People
Frowning
Back Stitch
Color Patterns
Pattern Designs
Pdf Pattern
“If you pee on the seat, I will clean it with your toothbrush. Love, Mom” It can’t hurt to remind them, right? As a nod to traditional cross stitch, this pattern features a pretty pink flower wreath and a message written inside in a back-stitched cursive script. As a Mom of two boys, I wish I had this pattern years ago.
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
NEW! Shits and Giggles Cross Stitch Collection
No one reads magazines on the toilet anymore. We’re all on our cell phones! If you’re like me and you’re the ONLY one in your household that changes the toilet paper roll, you might need this pattern as part of your bathroom decor. lol Vintage inspired letters in bright oranges, pinks and blues are surround by a lovely deep blue border with delicate curls. Read Magazines, Crossstitch
Read Magazines
Crossstitch
No one reads magazines on the toilet anymore. We’re all on our cell phones! If you’re like me and you’re the ONLY one in your household that changes the toilet paper roll, you might need this pattern as part of your bathroom decor. lol Vintage inspired letters in bright oranges, pinks and blues are surround by a lovely deep blue border with delicate curls.
Here I sit, And hesitate. Shall I shit, Or masturbate?” As raunchy a limerick as anyone could possibly want as part of their bathroom decor or powder room. Every one who uses your loo will loose their mind laughing. This pattern features vintage fonts in cheerful colors, surrounded by pretty borders and crowned with a roll of toilet paper.
Here I sit, And hesitate. Shall I shit, Or masturbate?” As raunchy a limerick as anyone could possibly want as part of their bathroom decor or powder room. Every one who uses your loo will loose their mind laughing. This pattern features vintage fonts in cheerful colors, surrounded by pretty borders and crowned with a roll of toilet paper.
Bathrooms should be a calming, relaxing space. Enhance your bathroom decor with this cross stitch pattern featuring a vintage font in spa inspired colors of soft green, pale pumpkin and sky blue. Designed to promote a quiet amusement, it looks great in both hoop frames and standard frames in any room. Bathroom Humor
Bathroom Humor
Bathrooms should be a calming, relaxing space. Enhance your bathroom decor with this cross stitch pattern featuring a vintage font in spa inspired colors of soft green, pale pumpkin and sky blue. Designed to promote a quiet amusement, it looks great in both hoop frames and standard frames in any room.
“Here I Sit, Broken Hearted, Came to Poop, But Only Farted” A childhood limerick come to life! Poop jokes never get old. Laugh it up with this cheeky cross stitch pattern featuring soft, blues and browns and vintage style lettering. The elegant beauty of the delicate borders juxtaposed with the rude poem is sure to spark laughter in every guest who spies it as part your bathroom decor.
“Here I Sit, Broken Hearted, Came to Poop, But Only Farted” A childhood limerick come to life! Poop jokes never get old. Laugh it up with this cheeky cross stitch pattern featuring soft, blues and browns and vintage style lettering. The elegant beauty of the delicate borders juxtaposed with the rude poem is sure to spark laughter in every guest who spies it as part your bathroom decor.
“If you pee on the seat, I will clean it with your toothbrush. Love, Mom” It can’t hurt to remind them, right? As a nod to traditional cross stitch, this pattern features a pretty pink flower wreath and a message written inside in a back-stitched cursive script. As a Mom of two boys, I wish I had this pattern years ago. Cursive Script
Cursive Script
“If you pee on the seat, I will clean it with your toothbrush. Love, Mom” It can’t hurt to remind them, right? As a nod to traditional cross stitch, this pattern features a pretty pink flower wreath and a message written inside in a back-stitched cursive script. As a Mom of two boys, I wish I had this pattern years ago.
Did your commode get a great review? Guests lining up to sit upon your fantastic throne? Let all of your friends and family know with this amusing cross stitch pattern featuring 5 golden yellow stars and simple black lettering. Or make a gift for a friend's bathroom decor to celebrate their exceptionally clean latrine.
Did your commode get a great review? Guests lining up to sit upon your fantastic throne? Let all of your friends and family know with this amusing cross stitch pattern featuring 5 golden yellow stars and simple black lettering. Or make a gift for a friend's bathroom decor to celebrate their exceptionally clean latrine.
If you’d rather get a root canal than use that grimy old plunger you keep near the toilet, you need this cross stitch pattern as part of your bathroom decor. Help prevent your privy from getting backed up with this lovely and almost-classy reminder to your guests.
If you’d rather get a root canal than use that grimy old plunger you keep near the toilet, you need this cross stitch pattern as part of your bathroom decor. Help prevent your privy from getting backed up with this lovely and almost-classy reminder to your guests.
Welcome folks into your home or hang it up as part of your bathroom decor for a laugh. With lively sunset oranges contrasted with deep blue accents, this pattern is charming in both hoop frames and square frames.
Welcome folks into your home or hang it up as part of your bathroom decor for a laugh. With lively sunset oranges contrasted with deep blue accents, this pattern is charming in both hoop frames and square frames.
Imagine a guest using your powder room when they spot this little gem. Surprise and impress your friends and family with this delightfully unexpected compliment! With vibrant blue, vintage style lettering and golden swirls. You could stitch up this quick project in no time. Hang it up as part of your bathroom decor, toilet or wherever you want.
Imagine a guest using your powder room when they spot this little gem. Surprise and impress your friends and family with this delightfully unexpected compliment! With vibrant blue, vintage style lettering and golden swirls. You could stitch up this quick project in no time. Hang it up as part of your bathroom decor, toilet or wherever you want.
“Here I Sit, Broken Hearted, Came to Shit, But Only Farted” A childhood limerick come to life! Poop jokes never get old. Laugh it up with this cheeky cross stitch pattern featuring soft, blues and browns and vintage style lettering. The elegant beauty of the delicate borders juxtaposed with the rude poem is sure to spark laughter in every guest who spies it as part your bathroom decor. Cross Stitch Quotes
Cross Stitch Quotes
“Here I Sit, Broken Hearted, Came to Shit, But Only Farted” A childhood limerick come to life! Poop jokes never get old. Laugh it up with this cheeky cross stitch pattern featuring soft, blues and browns and vintage style lettering. The elegant beauty of the delicate borders juxtaposed with the rude poem is sure to spark laughter in every guest who spies it as part your bathroom decor.