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Wise words and hilarious sayings, the cross stitch patterns here are meme-like and share worthy.
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Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
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Mind Your Own Uterus Part 7 of the #prochoicesal is released! Because your decisions about what happens inside your body belong to you and no one else. Everyone else can BUTT OUT! Join the SAL! Subversive Cross Stitch Patterns, Funny Cross Stitch Patterns, Cross Stitch Quotes, Protest Art, Cross Stitch Collection, Pro Choice, Modern Cross Stitch, You Funny, Tickled
Subversive Cross Stitch Patterns
Funny Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Quotes
Protest Art
Cross Stitch Collection
Pro Choice
Modern Cross Stitch
You Funny
Tickled
Mind Your Own Uterus Part 7 of the #prochoicesal is released! Because your decisions about what happens inside your body belong to you and no one else. Everyone else can BUTT OUT! Join the SAL!
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Cross Stitch Quotes
Join like-minded stitchers in the Pro-Choice 2022 Mystery Stitch and you can enjoy 10 weeks of surprise stitching where you will transform fabric and thread into a beautiful, colorful and snarky design. Snarky, Choices, Mystery, Funny Quotes
Snarky
Choices
Mystery
Funny Quotes
Join like-minded stitchers in the Pro-Choice 2022 Mystery Stitch and you can enjoy 10 weeks of surprise stitching where you will transform fabric and thread into a beautiful, colorful and snarky design.
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Cross Stitch Quotes
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This fun, quick stitch features a matching set of red oven mitts framed inside a matching, square, simple frame. Hang this funny cross stitch pattern in your kitchen, or stitch and gift to someone you love. Only whole cross, which makes it perfect for beginners. Quote Decor, Quick Stitch, Oven Mitts, Crossstitch, Matching Set
Quote Decor
Quick Stitch
Oven Mitts
Crossstitch
Matching Set
This fun, quick stitch features a matching set of red oven mitts framed inside a matching, square, simple frame. Hang this funny cross stitch pattern in your kitchen, or stitch and gift to someone you love. Only whole cross, which makes it perfect for beginners.
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Cross Stitch Quotes
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The farther I get from the kitchen, the better! Do you feel called out by this pattern? lol Hang it up in your kitchen, or stitch for someone you love. Hilarious, First Names, Wise Words
Hilarious
First Names
Wise Words
The farther I get from the kitchen, the better! Do you feel called out by this pattern? lol Hang it up in your kitchen, or stitch for someone you love.
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Cross Stitch Quotes
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Do you have a motherly figure who likes to come and clean your house? Let ’em! lol Stitch up this pattern with the cute brown house and very dirty dishes, combine with a messy black script. Hang this funny cross stitch pattern in your kitchen, or stitch and gift to someone you love (or hate). Brown House, Messy, Script
Brown House
Messy
Script
Do you have a motherly figure who likes to come and clean your house? Let ’em! lol Stitch up this pattern with the cute brown house and very dirty dishes, combine with a messy black script. Hang this funny cross stitch pattern in your kitchen, or stitch and gift to someone you love (or hate).
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Cross Stitch Quotes
If your friends and family make fun of your terrible cooking, you need this. lol At first glance, it looks like a pretty little embroidery decoration. But examine closer and read the words, and this project will send a chilling message to your dinner guests. The black lettering stands out against the pale blue and purple floral wreath and sea green leaves. Add this funny cross stitch pattern to your kitchen decor, or stitch and gift to someone you love (or hate). Floral Cross Stitch Pattern, Extra Fabric, Tapestry Needle, Flower Wreath, Embroidery Floss
Floral Cross Stitch Pattern
Extra Fabric
Tapestry Needle
Flower Wreath
Embroidery Floss
If your friends and family make fun of your terrible cooking, you need this. lol At first glance, it looks like a pretty little embroidery decoration. But examine closer and read the words, and this project will send a chilling message to your dinner guests. The black lettering stands out against the pale blue and purple floral wreath and sea green leaves. Add this funny cross stitch pattern to your kitchen decor, or stitch and gift to someone you love (or hate).
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Perfect for your favorite cook! Stitch up this pattern with5 bright yellow stars and simple black letting. They will hang this funny cross stitch pattern in their kitchen with pride. Harvard, Bright Yellow
Harvard
Bright Yellow
Perfect for your favorite cook! Stitch up this pattern with5 bright yellow stars and simple black letting. They will hang this funny cross stitch pattern in their kitchen with pride.
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Cross Stitch Quotes
Do you have a motherly figure who likes to come and clean your house? Let 'em! lol Stitch up this cross stitch pattern with the cute brown house and very dirty dishes, combine with a messy black script. Add this funny cross stitch pattern in your kitchen decor, or stitch and gift to someone you love (or hate). Craft Organization
Craft Organization
Do you have a motherly figure who likes to come and clean your house? Let 'em! lol Stitch up this cross stitch pattern with the cute brown house and very dirty dishes, combine with a messy black script. Add this funny cross stitch pattern in your kitchen decor, or stitch and gift to someone you love (or hate).
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The little woman, all dolled up in a cutesy apron, cooks dinner in time for her man to come home. NOT! This pattern pokes fun at the 1950’s pinup stereotype with a vintage style, pale-yellow apron with bright green accents and white polka dots. Hang it up in your kitchen, or stitch for someone you love. Pale Yellow, Bright Green, Yellow Apron, Stereotype, Green Accents
Pale Yellow
Bright Green
Yellow Apron
Stereotype
Green Accents
The little woman, all dolled up in a cutesy apron, cooks dinner in time for her man to come home. NOT! This pattern pokes fun at the 1950’s pinup stereotype with a vintage style, pale-yellow apron with bright green accents and white polka dots. Hang it up in your kitchen, or stitch for someone you love.
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Cross Stitch Quotes
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If your friends and family make fun of your terrible cooking, you need this. lol At first glance, it looks like a pretty little embroidery decoration. But examine closer and read the words, and this project will send a chilling message to your dinner guests. The black lettering stands out against the pale blue and purple floral wreath and sea green leaves. Hang this funny cross stitch pattern in your kitchen, or stitch and gift to someone you love (or hate). Dinner Guest, Sea Green, Chilling
Dinner Guest
Sea Green
Chilling
If your friends and family make fun of your terrible cooking, you need this. lol At first glance, it looks like a pretty little embroidery decoration. But examine closer and read the words, and this project will send a chilling message to your dinner guests. The black lettering stands out against the pale blue and purple floral wreath and sea green leaves. Hang this funny cross stitch pattern in your kitchen, or stitch and gift to someone you love (or hate).
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Cross Stitch Quotes
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If your friends and family make fun of your terrible cooking, you need this. lol Simple black letter are paired with a gory, red font that looks like dripping blood. Add in the skull wearing a chef hat and the grilling fork and spatula aligned to resemble crossbones, and you send a scary message to your dinner guests. Hang this funny cross stitch pattern in your kitchen, or stitch and gift to someone you love (or hate). Cross Bones, Gory, Black Letter, Dripping
Cross Bones
Gory
Black Letter
Dripping
If your friends and family make fun of your terrible cooking, you need this. lol Simple black letter are paired with a gory, red font that looks like dripping blood. Add in the skull wearing a chef hat and the grilling fork and spatula aligned to resemble crossbones, and you send a scary message to your dinner guests. Hang this funny cross stitch pattern in your kitchen, or stitch and gift to someone you love (or hate).
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Cross Stitch Quotes
Perfect for your favorite cook! Stitch up this pattern with5 bright yellow stars and simple black letting. They will hang this funny cross stitch pattern in their kitchen with pride. Unique Cross Stitch, Easy Cross, Physics Teacher, Sewing Machine Projects, Sparkling Cider
Unique Cross Stitch
Easy Cross
Physics Teacher
Sewing Machine Projects
Sparkling Cider
Perfect for your favorite cook! Stitch up this pattern with5 bright yellow stars and simple black letting. They will hang this funny cross stitch pattern in their kitchen with pride.
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If your friends and family make fun of your terrible cooking, you need this. lol Simple black letter are paired with a gory, red font that looks like dripping blood. Add in the skull wearing a chef hat and the grilling fork and spatula aligned to resemble crossbones, and you send a scary message to your dinner guests. Hang this funny cross stitch pattern in your kitchen, or stitch and gift to someone you love (or hate). Crossbones
Crossbones
If your friends and family make fun of your terrible cooking, you need this. lol Simple black letter are paired with a gory, red font that looks like dripping blood. Add in the skull wearing a chef hat and the grilling fork and spatula aligned to resemble crossbones, and you send a scary message to your dinner guests. Hang this funny cross stitch pattern in your kitchen, or stitch and gift to someone you love (or hate).
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Cross Stitch Quotes
If your friends and family make fun of your terrible cooking, you need this. lol At first glance, it looks like a pretty little embroidery decoration. But examine closer and read the words, and this project will send a chilling message to your dinner guests. The dark sea green lettering matches nicely with the pink and yellow floral wreath and sea green leaves. Add this funny cross stitch pattern in your kitchen decor, or stitch and gift to someone you love (or hate). Design My Kitchen, Kitchen Decor, Dark Sea Green, 10 Picture
Design My Kitchen
Kitchen Decor
Dark Sea Green
10 Picture
If your friends and family make fun of your terrible cooking, you need this. lol At first glance, it looks like a pretty little embroidery decoration. But examine closer and read the words, and this project will send a chilling message to your dinner guests. The dark sea green lettering matches nicely with the pink and yellow floral wreath and sea green leaves. Add this funny cross stitch pattern in your kitchen decor, or stitch and gift to someone you love (or hate).
If your friends and family make fun of your terrible cooking, you need this. lol Simple black letter are paired with a gory, red font that looks like dripping blood. Add in the skull wearing a chef hat and the grilling fork and spatula aligned to resemble crossbones, and you send a scary message to your dinner guests. Hang this funny cross stitch pattern with your kitchen decor, or stitch and gift to someone you love (or hate). Page Maps
Page Maps
If your friends and family make fun of your terrible cooking, you need this. lol Simple black letter are paired with a gory, red font that looks like dripping blood. Add in the skull wearing a chef hat and the grilling fork and spatula aligned to resemble crossbones, and you send a scary message to your dinner guests. Hang this funny cross stitch pattern with your kitchen decor, or stitch and gift to someone you love (or hate).
If your friends and family make fun of your terrible cooking, you need this. lol Simple black letter are paired with a gory, red font that looks like dripping blood. Add in the skull wearing a chef hat and the grilling fork and spatula aligned to resemble crossbones, and you send a scary message to your dinner guests. Add this funny cross stitch pattern in your kitchen decor, or stitch and gift to someone you love (or hate). Chefs Hat
Chefs Hat
If your friends and family make fun of your terrible cooking, you need this. lol Simple black letter are paired with a gory, red font that looks like dripping blood. Add in the skull wearing a chef hat and the grilling fork and spatula aligned to resemble crossbones, and you send a scary message to your dinner guests. Add this funny cross stitch pattern in your kitchen decor, or stitch and gift to someone you love (or hate).
If your friends and family make fun of your terrible cooking, you need this. lol Simple black letter are paired with a gory, red font that looks like dripping blood. Add in the skull wearing a chef hat and the grilling fork and spatula aligned to resemble crossbones, and you send a scary message to your dinner guests. Add this funny cross stitch pattern in your kitchen decor, or stitch and gift to someone you love (or hate). Kitchen Wall Art
Kitchen Wall Art
If your friends and family make fun of your terrible cooking, you need this. lol Simple black letter are paired with a gory, red font that looks like dripping blood. Add in the skull wearing a chef hat and the grilling fork and spatula aligned to resemble crossbones, and you send a scary message to your dinner guests. Add this funny cross stitch pattern in your kitchen decor, or stitch and gift to someone you love (or hate).
Never Clean the Kitchen Cross Stitch Pattern-3
Never Clean the Kitchen Cross Stitch Pattern-3
I really don’t like to cook. How about you? lol The snarky quote features stunning lettering and reservation motifs such as a cell phone, take out box, and dinner place setting. All of these are tied together in bright blue hues and gold highlights. Add this funny cross stitch pattern in your kitchen decor, or stitch and gift to someone you love (or hate). Cross Stitch Embroidery, Kitchen Sayings, Snarky Quotes, Dinner Places
Cross Stitch Embroidery
Kitchen Sayings
Snarky Quotes
Dinner Places
I really don’t like to cook. How about you? lol The snarky quote features stunning lettering and reservation motifs such as a cell phone, take out box, and dinner place setting. All of these are tied together in bright blue hues and gold highlights. Add this funny cross stitch pattern in your kitchen decor, or stitch and gift to someone you love (or hate).
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They say a way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but some of us take a longer route. 😉 This pattern pokes fun at the 1950’s pinup stereotype with a vintage style, pale-blue apron with bright orange accents and white polka dots. Hang it up in your kitchen, or stitch for someone you love. Orange Accents, Bright Orange, White Polka Dot, Polka Dots, Blue Apron
Orange Accents
Bright Orange
White Polka Dot
Polka Dots
Blue Apron
They say a way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but some of us take a longer route. 😉 This pattern pokes fun at the 1950’s pinup stereotype with a vintage style, pale-blue apron with bright orange accents and white polka dots. Hang it up in your kitchen, or stitch for someone you love.
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Cross Stitch Quotes
If your friends and family make fun of your terrible cooking, you need this. lol Simple black letter are paired with a gory, red font that looks like dripping blood. Add in the skull wearing a chef hat and the grilling fork and spatula aligned to resemble crossbones, and you send a scary message to your dinner guests. Add this funny cross stitch pattern in your kitchen decor, or stitch and gift to someone you love (or hate).
If your friends and family make fun of your terrible cooking, you need this. lol Simple black letter are paired with a gory, red font that looks like dripping blood. Add in the skull wearing a chef hat and the grilling fork and spatula aligned to resemble crossbones, and you send a scary message to your dinner guests. Add this funny cross stitch pattern in your kitchen decor, or stitch and gift to someone you love (or hate).
If your friends and family make fun of your terrible cooking, you need this. lol At first glance, it looks like a pretty little embroidery decoration. But examine closer and read the words, and this project will send a chilling message to your dinner guests. The dark sea green lettering matches nicely with the pink and yellow floral wreath and sea green leaves. Add this funny cross stitch pattern in your kitchen decor, or stitch and gift to someone you love (or hate).
If your friends and family make fun of your terrible cooking, you need this. lol At first glance, it looks like a pretty little embroidery decoration. But examine closer and read the words, and this project will send a chilling message to your dinner guests. The dark sea green lettering matches nicely with the pink and yellow floral wreath and sea green leaves. Add this funny cross stitch pattern in your kitchen decor, or stitch and gift to someone you love (or hate).
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If your friends and family make fun of your terrible cooking, you need this. lol At first glance, it looks like a pretty little embroidery decoration. But examine closer and read the words, and this project will send a chilling message to your dinner guests. The dark sea green lettering matches nicely with the pink and yellow floral wreath and sea green leaves. Hang this funny cross stitch pattern in your kitchen, or stitch and gift to someone you love (or hate). Yellow Floral
Yellow Floral
If your friends and family make fun of your terrible cooking, you need this. lol At first glance, it looks like a pretty little embroidery decoration. But examine closer and read the words, and this project will send a chilling message to your dinner guests. The dark sea green lettering matches nicely with the pink and yellow floral wreath and sea green leaves. Hang this funny cross stitch pattern in your kitchen, or stitch and gift to someone you love (or hate).
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Cross Stitch Quotes
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Do you hate to cook? Me, too! The longer I can stay away from the stove, the better. lol This pattern features simple dark blue lettering in a blue, teal and green floral wreath. If you’d rather make reservations than dinner, hang this funny cross stitch pattern in your kitchen, or stitch and gift to someone you love. Stove, Hate
Stove
Hate
Do you hate to cook? Me, too! The longer I can stay away from the stove, the better. lol This pattern features simple dark blue lettering in a blue, teal and green floral wreath. If you’d rather make reservations than dinner, hang this funny cross stitch pattern in your kitchen, or stitch and gift to someone you love.
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Cross Stitch Quotes
Do you avoid cooking? Or know someone who just hates eating their own cooking? lol Stitch up this pattern with the cute house and kitchenette, combined with a messy black script. Add this funny cross stitch pattern to your kitchen decor, or stitch and gift to someone you love (or hate). Cute House, Kitchenette
Cute House
Kitchenette
Do you avoid cooking? Or know someone who just hates eating their own cooking? lol Stitch up this pattern with the cute house and kitchenette, combined with a messy black script. Add this funny cross stitch pattern to your kitchen decor, or stitch and gift to someone you love (or hate).