Shit I might say

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two texts that have been edited to describe what they're doing in the text
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How to say it politely...
an image of a woman pointing to the right with text below that reads, me writing an easy halfway through the paragraph
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This is when you forget what it is you're supposed to be writing about.
the tweet is being posted to someone on their cell phone, and it looks like
the young man is talking to someone in his room
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an advertisement with different types of food on it
Crazy things to eat and drink in public
Crazy things to eat and drink in public. TOTALLY doing one of these for work on April Fools Day - perhaps eating vanilla pudding out of a mayo jar during my lunch break. ;D (Also - white chocolate deodorant? GENIUS!)
the words are written in different languages and have been placed on top of each other
Very fitting. Sorry for the vulgarity. Or am I sorry...?<<< i' not sorry at all
a text message that reads, long car rides other people un so boring me, a maalapatitive daydreamer on this is a blessing let me just listen to music and stare at my window while my
Yes and don't talk to me best don't talk at all, keep your music quite and everything's perfect
a quote that says if you are a vegetarian, i will make non meat food for you
If you are a vegetarian, I will make non-meat food for you. If you tell me I can't eat meat in front of you, I'll organize a hot dog eating contest in your front yard.
If you are a vegetarian, I will make non-meat food for you. If you tell me I can't eat meat in front of you, I'll organize a hot dog eating contest in your front yard.
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I would near instantly respect anyone who said that to me
the words are written in black and white, with an image of a woman's face
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an image of a man and woman dressed in halloween costumes, one is holding a ghost
Sometimes I feel like giving up, then I remember I have a lot of motherfuckers to prove wrong.
Sometimes I feel like giving up, then I remember I have a lot of motherfuckers to prove wrong.
an image of someone's letter to her boyfriend on his birthday day, and it is
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a text message that reads, i'll burn that bridge when i get to it
I'll burn that bridge when I get to it.